ACS: Cracked

Adam gleefully announces the return of his car with the dealer plates still intact after four years. He also talks with Bald Bryan about the nice straight razor shave they received, and Adam recalls the joys of walking around feeling his face all day.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Alison Rosen is back with the news, and follows up on last night's story about double anal penetration. Adam also talks about never being invited to the AVN awards, and explains how great he is at receiving oral. Alison brings up the first Twitter-related defamation suit, and Adam rants about Courtney Love and divorce laws.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Next up is a round of 'Who The Fuck Sells This Shit?' Adam talks to a guy selling pigeons, and chats with a Japanese guy selling reusable plastic bags about his bisexuality. Adam also recalls the time a drunk driver wrecked his car, and the lawsuit that followed. <br /><br /> <br /><br />After the break, Adam welcomes Michael Swaim and Dan O'Brien of Cracked.com to chat about their new book, 'You Might Be A Zombie, and Other Bad News.' Along with the news, the guys also chat about common first names, cheerleading initiations, inappropriate web videos, and Born Again Christians.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Watch 'Agents of Cracked' at Cracked.com, and pick up a copy of 'You Might Be A Zombie, and Other Bad News'<br /><br /> <br /><br />You can also follow Alison on Twitter @AlisonRosen, or visit her site at AlisonRosen.com<p>See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.</p>