ACS: Greg Fitzsimmons

Adam thanks the crowd for coming out to the Irvine Improv early on a Sunday evening. He talks about a haircut he got at a Mexican barbershop, and alludes to a fight he got into with his wife Lynette earlier in the day. He calls special guest Greg Fitzsimmons on stage for his thoughts on their argument about where the car keys were last placed. Alison tries to offer her thoughts from a female perspective, and Greg talks about a fight he had with his wife as well.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Adam asks Alison to jump into the news to get him out of his funk. To cheer him up, she reads a story about a clown pedophile. After deciding that clowns have most certainly caused more harm than good, he talks about his own experiences auditioning to be a 'party pal.' Alison also discusses Taco Bell's announcement that they're making Dorito taco shells, and Adam rants about Mexican food.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Greg introduces a segment where he confesses an actual sin to Adam, and asks for Adam to give a legitimate penance. Adam then finishes the show with a round of What Can't Adam Complain About, where he offers his thoughts on the Toyota Grand Prix, beer bottles, and why he'll be using the twins as a buffer between him and the wife.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> <br /><br />Download Greg's new app, and check out his live shows this week at Caroline's. More information available at GregFitzsimmons.com<p>See Privacy Policy at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy</a> and California Privacy Notice at <a href="https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info</a>.</p>