Shapiro’s Eyebrows, Chalamet Should Learn from Leo, & Are Jamaicans Irish? | #695
March 11, 2026
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Shapiro’s Eyebrows, Chalamet Should Learn from Leo, & Are Jamaicans Irish? | #695
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Summary
YERRR – the boys are back to NOT solving the Middle East, and roasting Chalamet’s ballet takes.
We’re talking:
– Insider trading during wars
– Shapiro’s eyebrows & Reddit hypotheticals
– Parents on edibles
Plus: the unexpected hemorrhoid discourse.
All that and more on this week’s episode of FLAGRANT. INDULGE.
0:00 Update on Danny + Daddy duties
5:56 Middle East is EASY + What else is there?
7:26 Joey Avery drops during the war + Solving it
10:09 Insider trading on the war
12:30 Chalamet's Ballet opinions + Stop talking
16:06 Leo DiCaprio's infographic
20:55 Outdoor boys, Camping + "It's cold"
26:13 Drinking + Women voting theory
32:27 Alysa Liu's a G + Gu's got the bag
34:34 Splitting Gs
43:12 Shapiro's eyebrows + Getting clipped
46:49 Reddit hypotheticals + Dog barking
54:34 We love snow, Molly + Parents on Edibles
1:10:54 "Hey mom", Irish are Jamaican + NCAA
1:21:11 Have anything you want + Guinness tech
1:29:56 India Pale Ale & Catfish
1:35:40 Vince Vaughn show, Friends & Seinfeld
1:40:19 Miles' pick-ups, NAACP + What's the POINT?
1:42:56 Opened my eyes for THIS? Joey's special + Mommy issues
1:45:44 Hemorrhoids + Women to gooch pipeline
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