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<p>Sam and Dylan are back to break down all the biggest stories in the world such as…</p> <p>Biaches are out here buying Erewhon sushi with EBT cards.</p> <p>SNAP benefits are secretly engineered to spark civil unrest — setting the stage for martial law.</p> <p>The U.S. government is pure evil and sucks at everything… except corn production.</p> <p>The Bank of England:</p> <p>1) Helped win World War II alongside the Nazis.</p> <p>2) Was chopping it up with Mike Johnson and Chuck Schumer — and told them to shut the U.S. government down.</p> <p>3) Is planning to mass murder us</p> <p>Sam's stadium is the entire world, and his batting average puts Vladdy Jr. to shame.</p> <p>Gavin Newsom grew up a poor Dominican</p> <p>If you're on EBT, start packing b/c you're headed to Camp Walmart.</p> <p>The Bank of England gave all the SNAP money to Larry Ellison so we can build AI corn.</p> <p>Queer Fight Club exists and it's as electric as it sounds</p> <p>NEO the AI robot is going to bang everyone's wives.</p> <p>Nvidia is now the third-largest country in the world.</p> <p>Bill Gates vs. Greta Thunberg: The Climate Smackdown.</p> <p>Trump is a Bolshevik.</p> <p>Pam Bondi is out here pardoning family members.</p> <p>Breaking news from the world of heavies.</p> <p>Best seat on an airplane? Between George W. Bush Jr. and Osama bin Laden.</p> <p>Prop 50 is probably gonna pass</p> <p>Who's worse for kids — Democrats or Republicans? Embrace debate.</p> <p>San Diego, CA - Nov 6th</p> <p>New Orleans, LA - Skankfest 14th-16th</p> <p>Las Vegas, NV - Tin Foil Hat Comedy Night Oct 10th</p> <p>Minneapolis, MN - Dec 11th-13th</p> <p>Morris Plains, NJ - Dec 31st</p> <p>Purchase Tickets Here: https://samtripoli.com/events/</p> <p>Check out Dylan's instagram - @dylanpetewrenn</p> <p>Check out Deep Waters Instagram: @akadeepwaters</p> <p>PATREON IS HERE! Subscribe at Patreon.com/AkaDeepWaters for uncensored episodes extra long episodes every week.</p> <p>Check out Bad Tv podcast: https://bit.ly/3RYuTG0</p> <p>Thanks to our sponsors!</p> <p>BLUECHEW</p> <p>Go to BLUECHEW.COM and use promo code "DEEP" for your free month</p> <p>MINT MOBILE</p> <p>Go to MINTMOBILE.COM/CSC and make the switch for just $15/month</p>