America is Up For Sale

<p class="p1"><span class="s1">Sam, Dylan, and Darksmith are back to break down: the show officially becoming the #5 most hyped podcast on YouTube and the desperate push to dethrone the kosher villa hik…Sam and Dylan are back to break down: the show officially becoming the #5 most hyped podcast on YouTube and the desperate push to dethrone the kosher villa hiking show in the top spot, the UFC openly stealing the name "Deep Waters" from us, the Tupac death BMW going up for $1.75 million and the question of whether bullet holes attract better hookers, the roast of Kevin Hart on Netflix and Dylan's progressive titties getting flared up over Shane Gillis's bonsai tree joke, Sam's airtight doctrine that one mile of accumulated BBC unlocks the N-word pass, Chud the Builder getting completely exhumed by his black trans ex on camera in the greatest "every allegation is a confession" reveal of the year, the Mayor of Arcadia turning out to be a Chinese spy and Sam volunteering to stack Peter Thiel under the guillotine with her, Doctor Jin and the fancy whiteboard explaining we're already in a war of attrition, the $1 trillion Trump–Xi investment deal, Trump telling a reporter "you are not a smart person" while doubling the size of the ballroom and pretending it's still under budget, the Tunguska Event of 1908 with no crater, no deaths, no scorching, and the early Russian anti-gravity weapon theory, the perfect bathroom-acoustics Gandalf "You shall not pass" guy as proof we are blessed to live in the post-Lord of the Rings era, Fetterman defending lab meat on Bill Maher in a hoodie, Ronda Rousey vs. Gina Carano fifteen years too late, and the leaked NFL gold-digger playbook teaching little sisters how to lock down a tall chocolate one through throat spray and complete integration. Subscribe and give us that sweet brown hype.</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Grab Tickets To Sam Tripoli's Live Shows At SamTripoli.com/events:</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Hollywood, Ca: 5/18 (Sam Is Running HIs New Special)</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1"> Costa Mesa, Ca: 5/28</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Austin, TX: 5/22 (Live Taping Of Sam Tripoli's Comedy Special)</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Albuquerque, NM: 6/12-6/13</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Austin, TX: 6/18</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Miami, Fl: 7/31-8/1</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Lawerence, KS: 9/17-9/19 Tulsa, OK: 10/9-10/10 Austin, TX: Dec 11th-13th</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Buy Our Merch or Sam Will Fight You: https://conspiracy-social-club-aka-deep-waters.myshopify.com/</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/AkaDeepWaters</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Check out Dylan's instagram - @dylanpetewrenn</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Check out Deep Waters Instagram: @akadeepwaters</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Check out Bad Tv podcast: https://bit.ly/3RYuTG0</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">THANK YOU TO OUR SPONSORS:</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">MARS MEN</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Go to MenGoToMars.com and tell them "Deep Waters" sent you to get 50% off FOR LIFE + Free Shipping & 3 Free Gifts</span></p> <p class="p2"> </p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">HIMS</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Go to Hims.com/CSC to get your free online visit.</span></p> <p class="p1"><span class="s1">Go to BlueChew.com and use promo code "DEEP" to get your 3rd month free</span></p>