CERN Conspiracies: Whose Timeline Is It Anyway?

<p>Did timelines change? Did we all die in 2012? CERN conspiracy theories say strangelets should have devoured Earth in seconds. Yet we're still here… Or are we?</p><p><br /></p><p>🔥 Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠<a href="https://www.patreon.com/theswervepodcast" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Consider Supporting + Receive Bonus Content⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a></p><p><br /></p><p>👉 Gaia 7-Day Free Trial (Stream Consciousness Documentaries And Other Cool Stuff):</p><p><a href="https://www.gaia.com/lp/gaia-experience?utm_source=ambassador&amp;oid=7&amp;affid=2276" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.gaia.com/lp/gaia-experience?utm_source=ambassador&amp;oid=7&amp;affid=2276⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a></p><p>This is an affiliate link - the pod gets a small kick back on sign-ups at no cost to you.</p><p><br /></p><p>In this episode you will:</p><p>- Learn about popular CERN conspiracy theories.</p><p>- Better understand the claims of CERN conspiracy theories.</p><p>- Critically evaluate CERN conspiracy theories.</p><p><br /></p><p>FOLLOW FOR HIGHER LEVELS OF CONSCIOUSNESS:</p><p>👽 All Links: <a href="https://beacons.ai/theswervepodcast" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://beacons.ai/theswervepodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a></p><p>👉 Website: <a href="https://theswervepodcast.com/" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Submit Your Topic Recommendation⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠</a> </p><p><br /></p><p>➡️ ABOUT THE SWERVE PODCAST: Deep dives on topics that swerve off the mainstream path. Learn some crazy s#!t. Your home for conspiracy theories and obscure topics.</p><p><br /></p><p>⏰ TIMESTAMPS:</p><p>(0:00) Intro</p><p>(1:46) Welcome/Pre-Amble</p><p>(5:03) The Basics</p><p>(12:49) I. THE DAY REALITY DIED</p><p>(13:33) The 2012 Theory</p><p>(15:50) The Mandela Effect Connection</p><p>(21:25) The 4chan Confession</p><p>(25:58) Dead Brain Theory</p><p>(26:54) Supporting Evidence </p><p>(29:53) II. PORTALS, THE OCCULT, AND PLANETARY CONNECTIONS</p><p>(30:45) The Saturn Portal Theory</p><p>(37:19) Occult Symbolism and Rituals</p><p>(44:48) III. MORE WACKED-OUT CERN CONSPIRACY THEORIES</p><p>(45:53) The Strangelet Threat</p><p>(51:55) Black Holes and Extra Dimensions</p><p>(55:11) Time Travel Sabotage Theory</p><p>(59:44) IV. FINAL THOUGHTS</p><p>(1:00:22) Strangelets and Black Holes</p><p>(1:02:40) Mandela Effects</p><p>(1:05:00) Occult CERN Stuff</p><p>(1:08:15) 2012</p><p>(1:11:27) The Time-Traveler?</p><p>(1:12:57) Closing</p><p><br /></p><p>📘 REFERENCES:</p><p>1. CERN</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/32a93sab" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/32a93sab</a></p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/35nuytwy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/35nuytwy</a></p><p>2. CERN Conspiracy Theories (Anthony Patch Podcast)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/muyr3adj" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/muyr3adj</a></p><p>3. CERN Conspiracy Theories (Vice Article)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/4mawty29" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/4mawty29</a></p><p>4. CERN Conspiracy Theories (Howstuffworks Article)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/4eajdrb7" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/4eajdrb7</a></p><p>5. CERN Conspiracy Theories (Portals)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/nuuxa9xe" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/nuuxa9xe</a></p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/3pf65a5s" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/3pf65a5s</a></p><p>6. CERN Conspiracy Theories (Earthquake Predict Articles)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/3hawsmf5" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/3hawsmf5</a></p><p>7. CERN Conspiracy Theories (Time Traveling Sabotage)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/yc8hrpmu" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/yc8hrpmu</a></p><p>8. CERN Conspiracy Theories (Black Holes)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/2f5vhmv3" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/2f5vhmv3</a></p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/52psdpva" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/52psdpva</a></p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/2c92b23z" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/2c92b23z</a></p><p>11. CERN Conspiracy Theories (Dr. Astrid Stuckelberger)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/et2jr93v" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/et2jr93v</a></p><p>12. CERN Conspiracy Theories (We All Died In 2012)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/y8hzprkn" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/y8hzprkn</a></p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/bp7anzdb" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/bp7anzdb</a></p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/3cwvbakj" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/3cwvbakj</a></p><p>13. CERN Conspiracy Theories (The 4chan Post)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/ydkxbaze" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/ydkxbaze</a></p><p>14. CERN Conspiracy Theories (Strangelets)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/ps2pr64j" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/ps2pr64j</a></p><p>15. Strangelet (Theoretical Matter)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/rbawbjkf" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/rbawbjkf</a></p><p>16. Quarks</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/2n7zybpy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/2n7zybpy</a></p><p>17. Birkeland Current (Plasma Cables)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/3jmjsefj" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/3jmjsefj</a></p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/yc4afzh6" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/yc4afzh6</a></p><p>18. The Earth and Sun are Electrically Connected by Plasma Cables</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/3j253nt2" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/3j253nt2</a></p><p>19. Saturn’s Hexagon</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/3j253nt2" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/3j253nt2</a></p><p>20. Bottomless Pit (Allegedly CERN Is Opening…)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/y2m7ev2u" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/y2m7ev2u</a></p><p>21. International Mandela Effect Conference</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/mryuaskw" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/mryuaskw</a></p><p>22. Mandela Effect Paper (Conspiracy Theories Say CERN Is Behind This)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/tyz7usky" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/tyz7usky</a></p><p>23. CERN “Human Sacrifice” Video</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/yc6hvmjp" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/yc6hvmjp</a></p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/wcup3sxn" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/wcup3sxn</a></p><p>24. CERN Safety (Addressing CERN Conspiracy Theories)</p><p><a href="https://tinyurl.com/4nt4sknk" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://tinyurl.com/4nt4sknk</a></p>