723: Ain't No Turkey King

<div>Turkey is a scam! Heed not God's sunk-cost fallacy! Man was not meant to eat avian flesh! No good can come of eating a dinosaur.<br /><br />Florida family! Duncan is coming to <strong>Tampa</strong>! Come see him at <strong>Side Splitters Comedy Club, November 21-22</strong>. <a href="https://ci.ovationtix.com/35578/production/1189844"><strong>Click here to get your tickets now</strong></a>. Don't miss this one! Duncan has accepted the Dark Gift, so these are some of his last shows of 2025! Thank you, and we love you!!<br /><br />This episode is brought to you by:<br /><br /></div><ul>

<li>Don’t wait — cross those names off your list before the rush. To <strong>get 15% off your next gift</strong>, go to <a href="https://UncommonGoods.com/DUNCAN"><strong><a href="http://UncommonGoods.com/DUNCAN">UncommonGoods.com/DUNCAN</a></strong></a>! Uncommon Goods. We’re all out of the ordinary.</li>

<li>Check out <a href="https://squarespace.com/duncan"><strong><a href="http://squarespace.com/DUNCAN">squarespace.com/DUNCAN</a></strong></a> for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use <strong>OFFER CODE: DUNCAN</strong> to <strong>save 10%</strong> off your first purchase of a website or domain.</li>

<li>Head to <a href="https://TrueClassic.com/DUNCAN"><strong><a href="http://TrueClassic.com/DUNCAN">TrueClassic.com/DUNCAN</a></strong></a> to grab the perfect gift for everyone on your list!</li>

<li>

<strong>Amentara</strong> <em>(formerly Minnesota Nice Ethnobotanicals)</em> invites you to dive into this world of natural magic—head to <a href="https://www.amentara.com/go/duncan"><strong><a href="http://Amentara.com/go/Duncan">Amentara.com/go/Duncan</a></strong></a> and use code <strong>DUNCAN22</strong> for <strong>22% off your first order!</strong> </li>

</ul>