Cleetus P. Twatwaffle Weighs In on Kash Patel's Alcohol Habits
Hawk brings his signature political satire character Cleetus P. Twatwaffle back to defend FBI Director Kash Patel against reports that he has a drinking problem. The case for Patel's sobriety? Simple: if you had seven cases of your own brand of bourbon on a private jet and you were an alcoholic, there would be no bourbon left. Airtight logic.
May 8, 2026
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Episode 155 · May 8, 2026
Cleetus P. Twatwaffle Weighs In on Kash Patel's Alcohol Habits
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Hawk brings his signature political satire character Cleetus P. Twatwaffle back to defend FBI Director Kash Patel against reports that he has a drinking problem. The case for Patel's sobriety? Simple: if you had seven cases of your own brand of bourbon on a private jet and you were an alcoholic, there would be no bourbon left. Airtight logic.