Can You Be Baited? | Wed 4-1-26

<p><em>People have no love. “Know” about Israel; how about Iran? Green bench: Hake, successfully race-baited! “Chopped,” good or bad! Iryna Zarutska mural take-down: “Controversial”</em></p><p><em>The Hake Report,</em><strong> Wednesday, April 1, 2026 AD</strong></p><p><strong>🕰️ TIMESTAMPS</strong></p><p>* (0:00:00) Start</p><p>* (0:00:40) April Fools! … Disclaimer</p><p>* (0:05:35) 🎶 Hey, guys!</p><p>* (0:08:22) 📞 RYAN, IL: No love! Demons!</p><p>* (0:14:40) 📞 HADEN, TX: Projection</p><p>* (0:19:05) H: Convenient slaves of Christ’s people</p><p>* (0:21:11) H: NJF misses Obama? Know about Israel, but how about Iran?</p><p>* (0:25:42) H: Iran, USA, Israel</p><p>* (0:30:31) H: UN Resolution about “gravest of crimes”</p><p>* (0:33:32) 📞 WILLIAM III, CA: One, no malice. Another, crashing out.</p><p>* (0:38:21) W III: Speculation. Common sense.</p><p>* (0:41:24) W III: Sunblock</p><p>* (0:42:14) 📞 GREGGATRON, Midwest: Hake race-baited!</p><p>* (0:45:34) G: Yesterday: “What about, What if, GGW”? Public fighting. Stretching!</p><p>* (0:49:34) G: Iryna Zarutska mural to be taken down?</p><p>* (0:52:41) G: “Rizz” … “Chopped” as a good haircut …</p><p>* (0:56:34) G: “body is tea”... kids using lingo</p><p>* (0:59:15) G: How you do your show?</p><p>* (1:03:15) 💬 Supers from yesterday</p><p>* (1:05:40) 💬 Popcorn on hypothetical lemons from used car boss</p><p>* (1:12:55) 🎥 Iryna Zarutska news report</p><p>* (1:19:35) 💬 Coffees…. Mike, Chris, Based, Sion…</p><p>* (1:29:18) 📞 ALLEN, MI: JLP: Women everywhere! Gluten-free</p><p>* (1:33:20) A: Wildness… Peroxide hair</p><p>* (1:34:48) A: Bless Israel? Our blessings?</p><p>* (1:37:21) 🗣️ Blessed people bless Israel</p><p>* (1:38:07) 📞 WILLIAM 7, CA: Used car salesmanship</p><p>* (1:39:57) W 7: Artemis II</p><p>* (1:44:30) W 7: Moon landing, I know it didn’t happen, biblical references</p><p>* (1:48:26) 💬 Supers, Coffees… END</p><p><strong>🗒️ BLOG</strong> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/1/hake-wed-4-1-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/blog/2026/4/1/hake-wed-4-1-26</a></p><p><strong>🎧 PODCAST 📝 Substack</strong></p><p><strong>🗞️ </strong><a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/1/jlp-wed-4-1-26" target="_blank"><strong><em>HAKE NEWS</em></strong></a> from <em>JLP</em> <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/1/jlp-wed-4-1-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/jlp-news/2026/4/1/jlp-wed-4-1-26</a></p><p>🥊 PUNCHIE TV blog on Hake <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/1/punchie-tv-ep-081-wed-4-1-26" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/punchietv/2026/4/1/punchie-tv-ep-081-wed-4-1-26</a></p><p><strong>VIDEO</strong> - <a href="https://www.youtube.com/live/fI1X8nA1a5Q" target="_blank">YouTube</a> - <a href="https://rumble.com/v77w00k-hake-wed-4-1-26.html" target="_blank">Rumble</a> - <a href="https://pilled.net/topic-detail/1373858" target="_blank">Pilled</a> - <a href="https://www.facebook.com/TheHakeReport/videos/1665307524489145" target="_blank">FB Live</a> - <a href="https://x.com/TheHakeReport/status/2039372221764808953" target="_blank">X Live</a> - <a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/xZJubNGXposV" target="_blank">BitChute</a> (<a href="https://www.bitchute.com/video/FiW8kpUgpXST/" target="_blank">Alt</a>) - <a href="https://odysee.com/@TheHakeReport:b/260401-Wed-Hake" target="_blank">Odysee</a></p><p><strong>PODCAST</strong> - <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/podcast" target="_blank"><strong>Substack</strong></a> - <a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-hake-report-with-joel-and-esteban/id1315127867?mt=2" target="_blank">Apple</a> - <a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/095z1vJRLEVXoM0TfGbXVg" target="_blank">Spotify</a> - <a href="https://podcastaddict.com/podcast/the-hake-report/4185693" target="_blank">Podcast Addict</a></p><p>–</p><p>📞 Call<em> </em>Hake<em> </em>888-775-3773, M-F 9-11a PT (11-1CT/12-2ET) <a href="https://www.thehakereport.com/show" target="_blank">https://www.thehakereport.com/show</a></p><p>⚠️ DISCLAIMER: These views don’t represent Hake, BOND, or JLP — no endorsement implied. Info may be false.</p><p></p> <br /><br />Get full access to HAKE at <a href="https://thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe?utm_medium=podcast&#38;utm_campaign=CTA_4">thehakereport.substack.com/subscribe</a>