Rob rips into Trump's Iran war flip-flops ("We already won… but let's win bigger!"), Congress grift, democracy as a liar contest, Kristi Noem affair drama, Epstein files silence, sleeper cell hype, and Alex Jones finally admitting the betrayal. Raw, no-filter commentary. Subscribe for more unhinged takes.Sponsors:Sheath.com (Promocode: RYM)Yokratom.comSub for more content and support the show: Robbernsteicomedy.com Merch at: Robbernsteinmerch.comTime Stamps:00:00 Cold open & tonight's headlines (Iran war satire, fake injury guy)02:07 Show intro & producer man roast02:44 Iran war rant – Congress useless, replace with TV specials03:33 Democracy = best liar contest (Trump shines)05:09 Trump validating "dictator" fears + war/censorship worries08:55 Trump: "War already won… but let's win bigger!"10:57 Strait of Hormuz "don't be pussies" → mines panic15:00 Propaganda clips & Lego Trump roast19:20 Sleeper cells hype + nuclear bunkers for elites22:42 John Brennan accidentally makes sense on Trump tactics26:00 Iran mass-text to Israel – Gaza comparison hypocrisy28:38 Bumbling Iran assassin plot – FBI entrapment theory35:00 Alexander brothers Epstein-linked convictions37:57 Kristi Noem affair fallout & cuckold husband roast40:00 Outro & paywall tease (Alex Jones betrayal, Tucker Chabad)

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