Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?

<p dir="ltr">This is the Babylon Bee weekly news podcast for the week of 3/11/2020.</p> <p>In this episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle discuss the week's big stories like all the democratic candidates joining their powers together into a giant mech to take down Bernie Sanders, Brian Williams' math makes everything clear for us, and Elizabeth Warren heads back home. 'Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?' becomes a real game show and Kyle and Ethan talk about billionaires. </p> <p>In the subscriber portion, Kyle and Ethan talk about how women have tricked men into cooking and also discuss a Chick-Fil-A miracle. Ethan also pontificates on whether or not flies have souls.</p> <p><a href="https://shop.babylonbee.com/collections/books/products/the-best-of-the-babylon-bee-volume-1-preorder"> Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book</a> coming in 2020!</p> <p><strong>Show Outline</strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Introduction -</strong> Kyle and Ethan talk about how we're not supposed to talk about cognitive decline and flubber-diddles. Ethan got to see comedian Norm MacDonald live. Coronavirus travel restrictions change some of Kyle's family plans.</p> <p><strong>Story 1 -</strong> <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/dems-combine-into-giant-mech-in-last-ditch-effort-to-defeat-bernie"> Dems Combine Into Giant Mech To Annihilate Bernie Sanders</a></p> <ul> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Right before Super Tuesday, Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar dropped out giving Biden a dominating election night.</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Biden got the Robert Francis O'Rourke to endorse him and promised Beto that he could head up his gun control efforts</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">After a disappointed Super Tuesday, Bloomberg dropped out and endorsed Biden too.</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Kamala Harris endorsed Biden too.</p> </li> </ul> <p><strong>Story 2 -</strong>  <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/brian-williams-to-host-new-game-show-are-you-smarter-than-a-journalist"> Brian Williams To Host New Game Show 'Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?'</a></p> <ul> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">How many people didn't catch this before airing this segment? Producer, scriptwriter, graphics guy, Brian, guest, etc.</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">"Brian Williams" hosts an exciting episode of 'Are You Smarter Than A Journalist?' </p> </li> </ul> <p><strong>Story 3 -</strong>  <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/warren-returns-to-tribe-in-shame-after-failing-to-retake-land-from-the-white-man"> Warren Returns To Tribe In Shame After Failing To Take Land Back From The Pale Faces</a></p> <ul> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">It's a sad story.</p> </li> </ul> <p><strong>Topic of the Week -</strong> Income inequality and the idea that billionaires are just sitting in a vault of hoarded cash and could solve everyone else's problems if they gave away all their cash. Looking at income inequality from Christian worldview.</p> <p><strong>Love Mail/Hate Mail/ Feedback -</strong>  A reverend complains about having to keep explaining to people that the Babylon Bee is "SPOOF!"</p> <p><strong>Paid-subscriber portion</strong> (Starts at 00:56:05)</p> <p><strong>Story 1 -</strong> <a href="http://.babylonbee.com/news/coronavirus-passes-over-houses-with-cfa-sauce"> Miracle: Coronavirus Passes Over Houses With Chick-Fil-A Sauce Smeared On Door Posts</a></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Story 2 -</strong> <a href="http://babylonbee.com/news/historian-women-invented-grilling-to-trick-men-into-cooking"> Historians: Women Invented Grilling To Trick Men Into Cooking</a></p> <p><br /> Become a paid subscriber at <a href="https://babylonbee.com/plans">https://babylonbee.com/plans</a></p> <p> </p>