Real Moms Of The Babylon Bee

<p>In this special mother's day episode of The Babylon Bee podcast, editor-in-chief Kyle Mann and creative director Ethan Nicolle are joined by their moms, Diane and Diane, to talk about the biggest stories of the week like celebrities being just like you, believe-all-women hypocrisy, and how expert predictions always go well.  Then, the biggest topic of the week, your mom.  We find out about what it was like having to raise Kyle and Ethan and whether or not it was worth it.</p> <p>In the subscriber portion, subscribers get to keep listening to the two Dianes spill on all the really embarassing stories that they have on Kyle and Ethan. Kyle's mom brings in a treasure trove of old stuff Kyle made.</p> <p dir="ltr">Send your emails to <a href="mailto:podcast@babylonbee.com">podcast@babylonbee.com</a> and maybe we will answer you in our next Mailbag segment!</p> <p><a href="https://shop.babylonbee.com/collections/books/products/the-best-of-the-babylon-bee-volume-1-preorder"> Pre-order the new Babylon Bee Best-Of Coffee Table Book</a> coming in 2020!</p> <p><strong>Show Outline</strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Introduction -  </strong>Kyle and Ethan are joined by Kyle's mom Diane and introduce viewers to the new videocast.</p> <p><strong>Stuff That's Good -</strong> </p> <p dir="ltr">Kyle - Disc golf</p> <p dir="ltr">Ethan - <a href="https://crookedstill.com/">Crooked Still</a></p> <p><strong>Weird news- </strong></p> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.foxnews.com/world/india-coronavirus-lockdown-police-device-no-contact-violator-chandigarh"> Police in India reveal device to detain coronavirus lockdown violators without contact</a></p> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/04/28/Kentucky-governor-apologizes-to-Tupac-Shakur-for-unemployment-mix-up/6561588101553/?sl=10"> Kentucky governor apologizes to Tupac Shakur for unemployment mix-up</a></p> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/04/28/Sign-warns-mystery-human-poo-er-to-stop-defecating-on-garage/6611588103971/?sl=9"> Sign warns 'mystery human poo-er' to stop defecating on garage</a></p> <p dir="ltr"><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2020/04/29/Man-takes-43-wet-sponge-hits-to-the-face-for-Guinness-record/7501588190991/?sl=17"> Man takes 43 wet sponge hits to the face for Guinness record</a></p> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Stories of the Week</strong></p> <p><strong>Story 1 -</strong> <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/inspiring-celebrities-spell-out-were-all-in-this-together-with-their-yachts"> Inspiring: Celebrities Spell Out 'We're All In This Together' With Their Yachts</a></p> <p dir="ltr">With Americans feeling the financial pressure of millions of jobs lost, Celebrities joined together to bring hope to the nation by spelling "We're all in this together" with their yachts</p> <ul> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Patton Tweet</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">People who thought it was real</p> </li> </ul> <ul> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Hope police cars - PROPHECY REPORT cops got together to spell out HOPE with their cars and they really did that</p> </li> </ul> <p><strong>Story 2 -</strong> <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/judge-dismisses-sexual-assault-allegations-against-biden-on-grounds-that-he-is-not-a-republican"> Judge Dismisses Sexual Assault Allegations Against Biden On Grounds That He Is Not A Republican</a></p> <p dir="ltr">At a prelimary hearing to establish evidence in the sexual assault allegations against Joe Biden, a federal judge dismissed all charges after the revelation that he was not a Republican.</p> <ul> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">This is the new normal since Kavanaugh</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Get screenshots of tweets from Kavanaugh era</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Adam Ford updated old Pelosi tweets: <a href="https://disrn.com/news/opinion-updated-some-of-pelosis-tweets-in-light-of-accusations-against-biden"> https://disrn.com/news/opinion-updated-some-of-pelosis-tweets-in-light-of-accusations-against-biden</a></p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Feminist attorney <a href="http://https//twitter.com/LisaBloom/status/1256327017911382018">Lisa Bloom</a> said she believes Tara Reade was assaulted by Biden but still supports him: I believe you, Tara Reade.</p> </li> </ul> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Story 3 -</strong> <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/scientists-who-whiffed-on-every-covid-19-prediction-confident-they-know-what-the-weather-is-going-to-be-like-in-100-years"> Scientists Who Didn't Predict A Single Thing Accurately For Last Two Months Confident They Know What The Weather Is Going To Be Like In 100 Years</a></p> <p dir="ltr">Authorities in the scientific community who touted faulty COVID-19 models confirmed today that they are "pretty confident" they know what the weather is going to be like in 100 years.</p> <p>Kyle and Ethan play <strong>Name That Failed Prophecy!</strong></p> <p><strong>Topic of the Week</strong> - Your Mom</p> <ul> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Was it worth it? </p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Weird/embarrassing stories from the kids' youth (subscriber?)</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">What's your favorite yo momma joke?</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Parenting advice: you're obviously great parents since you raised the minds behind The Babylon Bee. What is some advice you have for all the young mothers out there?</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">What was the worst part about raising (Ethan/Kyle)</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">What hopes and dreams were crushed the moment you became a parent</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">What do you do with all your free time now </p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Kyle talks about his Christian upbringing. You didn't let him watch movies like The Terminator or Friday the 13th, scarring him for life. What do you have to say for yourself?</p> </li> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Are there any interesting home remedies you found as a mother?</p> </li> </ul> <ul> <li dir="ltr"> <p dir="ltr">Tips for moms -- agree or disagree</p> </li> </ul> <p dir="ltr"><strong>Love Mail/Hate Mail-  </strong> We got some hate regarding this <a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-refuses-let-jesus-heart-learning-hes-nazareth"> gem</a>.</p> <p><strong>Paid-subscriber portion</strong></p> <p dir="ltr">Exclusive moms stuff</p> <p>Subscribers, please send you emails to our mailbag at <a href="mailto:podcast@babylonbee.com">podcast@babylonbee.com</a> so Kyle and Ethan can answer your questions or talk about the things you want to hear about.</p> <p>Become a paid subscriber at <a href="https://babylonbee.com/plans">https://babylonbee.com/plans</a></p>