Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism

<p><strong>Woke Ice Cream and Secret Racism</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">This is The Babylon Bee Weekly for the week of April 16, 2021.</span></p> <p>Kyle and Ethan talk about the weirdest of news like the Pentagon developing a microchip to detect Covid-19 symptoms before they arise and all the ways you could be a racist and not even know it. After that, they examine how ice cream is trying to dismantle the police and how video games are putting in disabled women as World War 2 soldiers. As always, we end in delicious hate mail that our bold CEO Seth Dillon responded to while swimming in his pool of $100 bills.</p> <p><strong>Introduction</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Kyle and Ethan talk about what's new and what's happened to them lately.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Ethan's glass table broke</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Next Tuesday our interview with comedian John Branyan will come out on Tuesday </span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Buy things from our store, like this</span> <a href="https://shop.babylonbee.com/collections/t-shirts/products/love-the-bee-podcast-shirt"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">shirt</span></a></p> <p><strong>Subscriber Dare</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">We want to wish a happy birthday to Kristen who listens to us while running.</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Kyle will read Stuff That's Good in his Kermit the frog voice.</span></p> <p><strong>Stuff That's Good</strong></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Kyle likes Hoptea! (In his Kermit voice)</span></p> <p><span style="font-weight: 400;">Ethan likes</span> <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Hand-Rolled-Film-About-Cigars/dp/B07VTSD1C6"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Hand Rolled Documentary </span></a></p> <p><strong>Weird News</strong></p> <p><a href="https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/woman-finds-out-sons-bride-is-her-long-lost-daughter-on-their-wedding-day/741660?utm_source=fark&amp;utm_medium=website&amp;utm_content=link&amp;ICID=ref_fark"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Groom's Mom Discovers Bride Is Her Long-Lost Daughter On Wedding Day</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://english.alarabiya.net/variety/2021/04/10/India-arrests-two-men-who-used-monkeys-to-steal-cash-from-unsuspecting-victims"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Two Men Arrested In India For Using Monkeys To Steal Cash From Unsuspecting Victims</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.timesnownews.com/india/maharashtra-news/article/maharashtra-police-bust-mattress-factory-using-discarded-masks-instead-of-cotton/744414"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Police Bust Mattress Factory Using Discarded Masks Instead Of Cotton To Fill Their Mattresses</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04/12/cat-tree-18-days-Jonesboro-Arkansas-Beverly-McIntonish/2021618241951/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Cat Rescued After 18 Days Stuck In Arkansas Tree</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/the-cofounder-of-blm-just-bought-a-14-million-la-home-in-a-rich-largely-white-neighborhood"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Co-Founder Of BLM Just Bought a $1.4 million L.A. "compound" In A Rich, Largely White Neighborhood</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://nypost.com/2021/04/11/david-hogg-drops-pillow-venture-to-return-to-activism/?utm_medium=SocialFlow&amp;utm_source=NYPTwitter&amp;utm_campaign=SocialFlow"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">David Hogg Drops Pillow Venture He Launched During Spat With Mike Lindell</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/watch-as-steak-umm-takes-out-neil-degrasse-tyson-at-the-knees-in-epic-tweet-storm-yes-the-frozen-sliced-beef-company-yes-that-one-seriously"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Steak-Umm Takes Out Neil DeGrasse Tyson AT THE KNEES In Epic Tweet Storm</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/chicago-car-thief-sits-in-stolen-vehicle-while-participating-in-a-virtual-trial-for-stealing-another-car"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Chicago Car Thief Participates In Zoom Court Hearing For Stealing A Car From Inside Another Stolen Car</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://notthebee.com/article/the-pentagon-has-developed-a-microchip-that-goes-under-your-skin-and-can-detect-covid-19-before-symptoms-arise-there-is-also-a-filter-that-extracts-the-virus-from-your-body-and-dont-worry-th"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">The Pentagon Has Developed A Microchip That Goes Under Your Skin And Can Detect Covid-19 Before Symptoms Arise.</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/04/12/Guinness-World-Records-David-Rush-bars-of-wet-soap-stacked/1141618249923/"> <span style="font-weight: 400;">Idaho Man Stacks 34 Bars Of Wet Soap For Guinness World Record</span></a></p> <p><a href="https://babylonbee.com/news/10-subtle-signs-you-might-be-a-racist"> <strong>10 Signs You Might Be A Secret Racist</strong></a></p> <p><strong>Most Bizarre Companies That Have Gone Woke</strong></p> <p><strong>Hate Mail</strong></p> <p><em><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Subscriber Portion </strong></span></em></p> <p><strong>Check out all our cool stuff in the lounge</strong></p> <p><strong>Love Mail </strong></p> <p><strong>Bonus Hate Mail </strong></p> <p><a href="https://babylonbee.com/headline?sort=week"><strong>Top Subscriber Headlines of the Week</strong></a></p> <p><strong>Battery-Powered Mowers</strong></p>