Teal Swan: All Hail Source

<p>Cult Season rumbles on as Chris and Matt expand their minds in an attempt to absorb the cosmic insights of spiritual influencer and alleged cult leader Teal Swan (born Mary Teal Bosworth, 1984). Our intrepid hosts explore her recent appearance on the <em>Just Tap In</em> podcast with Emilio “starchild” Ortiz — a beanie-wearing vessel of pure credulity, lobbing softball metaphysical questions gently into the astral winds.</p><p>The topic covered is ostensibly “Major 2026 Predictions” but this is really just an entry point for discussion of the ancient origins of AI, multiversal astral contract negotiations, and, of course, the urgent need to discuss masculinity before we spiritually implode.</p><p>You will learn insights, such as: how AI will eliminate ageing, guide us to SOURCE, amplify our shadow, and corrupt and deceive us ... all at once. Aliens and other cosmic beings are deeply concerned with and also not really all that bothered with humanity. Also, pop stars are apparently set to receive divine instructions to stabilise the collective psyche in 2026. And how we are all trapped in a planetary pressure cooker that will run at least until 2030. Teal is trying not to scare us, but it doesn’t look great (though it might also be great and lead to utopia).</p><p>Expect astral board meetings, sensemaking redefinitions of “power” and “love”, warnings about the painful sacrifices required to join Teal’s “conscious community”, and some distinctly uncomfortable talk about opening gates and reframing mother–son dynamics. As ever, Matt and Chris attempt to decode the elevated vagueness, semantic gliding, and cosmic scaling of very earthly anxieties.</p><p>All hail SOURCE!</p><p><strong>Decoding Content</strong></p><ol><li><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/just-tap-in-with-emilio-ortiz/id1611118279" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Just Tap In Podcast #260: "Teal Swan – Why 2026 Is a Psychological &amp; Relational Tipping Point for Humanity"</a></li></ol><br /><p><strong>Links</strong></p><ol><li><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-gateway-teal-swan/id1387560474" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The Gateway (Gizmodo Podcast, 2018)</a> - Six-part investigative series by Jennings Brown</li><li><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><a href="https://www.imdb.com/title/tt19387554/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">The Deep End (Freeform/Hulu, 2022)</a> - Four-part docuseries by Jon Kasbe</li><li><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><a href="https://www.mormonstories.org/diana-hansen-ribera/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Mormon Stories #1607: Growing Up with Teal Swan - Diana Hansen Ribera</a> - Interview with Teal's childhood best friend</li><li><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><a href="https://www.mormonstories.org/teal-swan-jared-dobson/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Mormon Stories #1328-1331: Leaving Mormonism to Join Teal Swan's Cult - Jared Dobson</a></li><li><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><a href="https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50478821" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">BBC- Teal Swan: The woman encouraging her followers to visualise death</a></li><li><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><a href="https://teamcoco.com/podcasts/scam-goddess/episodes/the-culty-con-of-teal-swan-w-sarah-marshall" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Scam Goddess: The Culty Con of Teal Swan w/ Sarah Marshall</a></li><li><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/111-whos-afraid-of-teal-swan-pt-2-w-jennings-brown/id1515827446?i=1000569128178" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Conspirituality 111: Who's Afraid of Teal Swan (pt 2) (w/Jennings Brown)</a></li><li><span class="ql-ui" contenteditable="false"></span><a href="https://pawrequest.com/dtg/eps/" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Prosody's Gurudex Website</a></li></ol><br />