Biggest Geopolitical Win In US History? (Iran, Venezuela, & Cuba in Three Months)

In this mind-blowing episode, Malcolm & Simone Collins break down the insane geopolitical wins stacking up for Trump in early 2026—wins so massive they rival the collapse of the Soviet Union, Napoleon's early campaigns, or Cromwell's rise, but with almost zero U.S. cost so far.

From the precision strike that took out Ayatollah Khamenei (and the sneaky Mossad magic behind it), to Maduro's capture in Venezuela halting oil to Cuba and forcing blackouts, to Iran's proxy network (Hezbollah, Houthis, Hamas) getting defanged, the Collinses argue this is a new era of low-cost, high-impact American dominance.

They explore the risks of overreach (history's villains who won too much too fast), why most of the Muslim world isn't mourning Iran, the "frenemy" dynamic with China, why dumb white women seem to be the main group getting radicalized, and Trump's unlocked hack: kill hated dictators surgically, threaten successors, let regional allies (Israel, Saudis, UAE) handle cleanup, and watch dictators self-moderate out of self-preservation.

Plus: dark humor on 72 virgins, Skyrim stealth-archer Jews, why we couldn't kill Castro 600+ times but nailed these guys on try #1, and why this might be bigger than post-WWII U.S. hegemony.

Buckle up—this is peak 2026 reality warp. Love it or hate it, the world just changed forever.

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Timestamps below 👇

12 Timestamps

[00:00:00] Intro – Historic scale of Trump's geopolitical wins (Iran, Venezuela, Cuba collapse parallels to Napoleon/Cromwell/Soviet fall)

[00:02:00] Venezuela success: Maduro gone, oil to Cuba halted, new leader plays ball, no major backlash

[00:05:00] Iran's regime hated internally; Khamenei's death precision strike + low civilian cost vs. regime's own massacres

[00:08:00] Mossad's insane capabilities (bunker floor knowledge, anti-Mossad unit full of double agents)

[00:11:00] Heaven/virgins discussion – Khomeini's legacy, marriage age, conservative Islamic views on Aisha

[00:14:00] Trump's new regime-change hack: No nation-building, surgical kills + successor threats, let allies stabilize

[00:17:00] Proxy network collapse: Hezbollah defanged, Houthis/Hamas weakened, Lebanon govt now helps Israel

[00:20:00] Why no global freakout? Iran alienated Sunnis/Shia allies, accidental Turkey missile, flailing at everyone

[00:24:00] Vacuum in Muslim world power (Egypt/Turkey happy), Israel as terrorism "bug zapper," potential U.S. deportations

[00:27:00] Venezuela as model vs. Iran harder; hereditary succession optics disaster for Iran

[00:32:00] Next targets? Only universally hated dictators (Putin/Kim?); financial incentives for stabilization key

[00:38:00] Why it works now: Elite military + AI/sats vs. old incompetent CIA; Israel partnership value despite annoyances