Trump Doesn't Know Name Of His Own Company

Poor Donald Trump, his supposedly groundbreaking earth-destroying social media app truth social has been such a failure he can't even remember how the hell to say it. He showed up in Ohio about, what was it a day or two ago, to give a big speech luckily 100 miles away from me. The part I'm in in Cincinnati he was up in Delaware so I couldn't quite smell the stink of empty boxes of KFC crispy thighs and treason. But he did stand up to remind people that they should absolutely be using his social media app, the one that he's only posted on once, called troth central. That's right, troth central. So couldn't get that right, eventually I think he got around to telling people it was truth social, but in the end the app is still an absolute failure and it only is looking at more challenges coming forward.

Right now Elon Musk, which I hope does not happen, is talking about buying twitter and if he buys twitter among other insane things that will probably happen all sorts of right-wing lunatics may come back to twitter, in which case truth social will do even worse and still has to compete with like Gettr and Parler and I don't know badder and, you know, knowing the Republicans, I broke into the Capitol and smeared feces on the waller. That's their newest app. I hear it's fascinating. But, you know, it's funny to try to hide how much this is failing. Trump sent Devin Nunes who left his congressional scene to run this wonderful app, he sent him on fox talking about how great it's doing. He's like oh he's got much more engagement than twitter. It's doing much better. I'll never go back to twitter. And the truth of the matter is is that there's nobody there.

There's people on huge lines who can't even get on. It's funny to me that people want to get on this stupid thing, but they do, and they can't manage to do it because it is run in the same fashion, truth social they should just call it Trump social because it would fit very well in with Trump university, Trump steaks, various Trump buildings, Trump water, Trump ties, Trump university that's a good one maybe he'd end up getting sued like for that for I think 25 million or so. It is exactly what it always is with him, a huge pronouncement, a lot of, a lot of ballyhooing and how this is going to be the greatest new thing in the world because he is after all a con man and in the end he can't put any of the time or effort into making something where he can't even post there. He's posted once.

He's too lazy and so the whole thing has failed and will continue to fail. Another little funny part of the whole thing is he really spent this speech in Ohio trying to remind us all that he is not dumb everybody. Troth central, ignore that. He's actually a really smart guy and he reminded us that's why he took the cognitive test to prove it and I know you know as I know, that if you can say man, person, woman, tv camera in a row you've pronounced not only are you the genius that started the successful troth central app but you really are a smart guy. So once again Trump's social media app is failing, he can't even say its name, he's an idiot. They're all still kissing his ass and, you know, there you got it. Today's Republican party for you.

As a Democratic strategist and activist, best-selling author, podcaster, pundit and media advisor to candidates and causes, Cliff has impacted dozens of campaigns across the nation in a life that’s taken him from New York to DC to Cincinnati, were he rallies the resistance in purple America.

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