Donald Trump Reminds You - Vote JD Mandel!

Donald Trump had a rally for ana accused sex pest in Nebraska--shocking!--and managed to also forget who he endorsed in the Ohio Republican Senate Primary, reminding you to vote for JD Mandel. If you can find him. Oh, Dementia Don strikes again. Cliff Schecter provides the breakdown and the takedown.

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"Trump Boasts About 'Cognitive Power' Then Confuses JD Vance With His Rival"

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Oh, Donald Trump, here we go again. Last night he was at a, he was at a rally in Greenwood Nebraska I believe it was, out in Nebraska by the way endorsing a gubernatorial candidate who has been charged or accused of sexual assault, which for this party it talks about grooming goes along with Matt Gaetz and the 17 year olds and goes along with Lauren Boebert's husband who exposed himself to kids, to young women in a bowling alley and goes along with Jim Jordan ignoring what was going on at OSU and goes on with, you know, Roy Moore who was asking trigger trigonometry formulas of the 13 year old he called and asked out on a date while she was in trig class. This goes with that pattern and Trump himself who used to walk through changing rooms of the pageants he owned and has been accused credibly of rape by a number of women and sexual assault. But I digress. In this case he wanted to talk about all the great candidates he just endorsed. Dr Oz, he actually got that one right, although the kind of laughable endorsement.

But then he endorsed the great JD Mandel. JD Mandel you ask who is that? We asked that too. There is no JD Mandel. Now here in Ohio there is a JD Vance that he's endorsed, somebody that called him cultural heroin I believe a couple years ago, called Trump that, said that he was awful, said he was going to hold his nose and vote for Hillary and all sorts of anti-Trump things. But he's lucky enough to have his whole entire life owned and sponsored by the billionaire Peter Thiel and Peter Thiel and Trump are just like that. They're, they're sort of James Bond villains wanting earth's destruction together. So he endorsed JD Vance. Then there's Josh Mandel who's willing to say, do anything, sell out anyone including getting a divorce from his own wife because she couldn't, her whole family which is liberal could not handle his crazy right-wing nutty politics. He wanted Trump's endorsement, he instead got the, the booboo prize Ted Cruz and so you've got these two idiots going around the state trying to win the, the primaries tomorrow.

But the point here is that Donald there's a big chance for Donald Trump to say I endorse JD Vance the polls are close right now. Instead he endorsed JD Mandel, a sort of congealed old cheese version, you know, that where they kind of melt into each other and you're sort of horrified and sickened by the result. Like if those two came together and you had a JD Mandel I would predict a sort of event horizon that may suck the entire earth and really everything we know into it and end all life as we know it and yet that would still be better than living on earth with a JD Mandel because they each have really pretty much the worst qualities that any American male can have and, and the few that each one of them doesn't have the other one nicely fills in for. But in any case let's get back to dementia Don. Don can't remember all sorts of things and this is another one. Can't remember who we even endorsed. It's JD Mandel. So somebody smartly put a twitter account up JD Mandel.

Write, write in JD Mandel and of course twitter made sure to take that down immediately because they hate censorship and they hate cancel culture except for when it maybe, it's something that might hurt the right. But I would encourage you all, I mean, look we all have freedom as the right has told us. We have this great freedom and we really need to sort of just grab it by the hind legs and endorse it and so I would say if you're, if you're a Republican watching this and you're going to vote in Ohio, like don't let them tell you you have to vote for JD Vance or Josh Mandel. They don't have the right to tell you what to do. Wear a freaking mask and, you know, not accidentally shoot your child. Go and write in JD Mandel. You will be glad you did.