MTG vs Dan Crenshaw Round II: The Thrilla In Vanilla

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Dan Crenshaw don't like each other much, as each vies to spiritually lead that Klan...err clan of non compos mentis hyenas, the House Republican Caucus. He thinkls she's dumb (she is). She thinks he's full of crap (he is) and their second round of Twitter battle took off from there. Cliff provides the breakdown and the takedown:

MTG/Crenshaw Round 1

MTG/Crenshaw Round 2

**transcript generated by third-party transcription software, please excuse any typos**

do not despair dear viewers but they are at it again the illustrious representative marjorie taylor green and the illustrious representative dan crenshaw again are fighting for republican supremacy that's right on twitter again today uh there was another eruption between these two uh mental heavyweights uh similarly the one that happened back on january third um you may remember back then the two went at it over the fact that we had this thing called covet which uh marjorie taylor green referred to as a cough and a sneeze um a cough and a sneeze often kills a million people in your country alone and hospitalized as god knows how many so it was up there with satan and the catholic church and all the jewish that starship jewish laser that they'll probably have in the next star wars movie um uh at least to his credit dan crenshaw who also is embarrassingly performative um came out and said inverted in favor of fema units being able to get the vaccination to more people because even though he likes to play mission impossible have his eye patch uh with all sorts of um computer signals in it for videos he puts together uh where he goes and he helps republican candidates beat democrats and no i'm not joking he's made these short videos that are so cringy i don't know how to explain them but at least he admitted that covet you know was a thing and and that people should get vaccinated that upset margaret taylor green very much and you know all the female conspiracies i'm sure um to her it's you know their concentration camps where they're i don't know eating white babies or something so they went out on twitter and she said what she said which is about about covid and insulted him and he said that she was either quote an idiot or a democrat he was right about one of those not the democrat um this time they decided to have a little bit of a ted again there was a 40 billion dollar vote uh to aid ukraine it doesn't seem like it should be that controversial we know that vladimir putin's aims are to to do to much of the world recently ukraine he attacked our elections attacked the french elections attacked the british elections um and has sponsored coups in places like sudan sent um you know sent mercenaries to parts of asia and africa to start trouble he is trying to use various different methods to to get governments to his liking to buy off corrupt leaders and use warfare cyber or real where he can um dan crenshaw voted for it marcia taylor greene who's pretty much voted in every way vladimir putin could ask for against sanctions which of course don't work according to this particular genius um she claimed that uh oh you're just trying to use the ukrainian people uh as as bait and their lives matter too as if she could give a damn about ukrainian lives that that we shouldn't be funding this war to go further if we don't fund ukrainians more ukrainians die um at the hands of russian soldiers who massacre them and have committed mass atrocities rape and you don't want to go into more than that um so i'm not sure what she thought she was saying in her defense she is an idiot so she may not have known um but she you know she used the usual kind of republican talking point sanctions aren't stopping anything but they are driving inflation and fuel prices of course obviously um fuel prices have gone up due to the fact that we're not buying russian uh belarusian also an ally of theirs oil but um you might want to do that to save babies lives especially if you claim you're pro-life which they're not um but they went back and forth he had a great line he said are you still trying out for that role on russia today um she accused him of quote thinking you were funding a proxy war with russia in ukraine which we to a certain agreement we want a weak in russia as we save people you speak as if ukrainian lives should be thrown away um he answered we're investing in the destruction of our adversary's military without losing a single american troop strikes me as a good idea again a little callous about things and dan crenshaw as we've said is a performative liar and he used his eye patch you know the guy that says cancel culture is also awful but when pete davidson made a joke on snl saturday live he of course cried about the eye