Newsmax Host-Cum-Circus-Clown Says Trump's Ass Called January 6th Witness

Trump's arse, usually just known for getting itself kicked in any semi-fair political fight, going broke and growing exponentially due to KFC grease and three scoops (!), apparently has other activities in which it engages. Like witness tampering. So says circus clown Newsmax Host Greg Kelly. Cliff provides breakdown & takedown.

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oaks we're an age of circus clowns we are ruled by those who just happen to have a famous last name and a parent to help out could be meghan mccain on the view instead of maybe cleaning my windows right now they could use a little bit of a uh obviously the name trump opens all sorts of doors and the only one who earned it would be one marry trump she's very talented the rest of them not at all and this counts for news personalities too obviously and it accounts for entertainers and today we were treated to more of that theory with the great greg kelly you may know him you probably hopefully don't he's a host on newsmax he literally is a clown i think he tries to be a clown i've often thought he's sort of a walking kind of art experiment to see if we can all figure it out if he's a real person or not constantly just saying the stupidest [ __ ] pops into his head um his dad is raymond kelly for a commission of the police of new york who probably wishes he'd availed himself of what was then a constitutional right to an abortion or at least a very sturdy condom but instead he has greg as a son and greg goes on and embarrasses himself and probably the kelly name going back generations day after day uh greg's new theory after we heard the january 6 committee yesterday talk about donald trump trying to witness tamper in fact he called one of the witnesses that's a no-no uh probably even forgot to use one of those burner phones um kelly gave us the genius theory that it was just bug dialed you know donald trump's rather large posterior somehow pressed the buttons and that's how we ended up calling a key witness we don't know who that is yet but we will next week i think in the new hearings you know he was his ass is usually very well trained to call pizza hut or kfc for the crispy thighs or maybe that third scoop of ice cream but it also knows how to call key witnesses so that's one impressive large ass that donald trump has speaking of large asses let's get back to our friend mr kelly um kelly offered this theory again you know about the butt dial but you should know a little bit more about him he gets to host a newsmax show even though he's accused of rape in 2012 and he was never really led off the hook so much as he he was wasn't arrested nor charged an investigation by the d.a issued a letter stating that under new york criminal law the incident did not constitute a crime read that very carefully under new york law maybe new york law wasn't prepared for whatever it is he did that was pretty much borderline he's an awful human being if that wasn't enough for you um he tweeted a statement out about how much he loved being in the military a shock that he was ever able to do that um quote military life had its perks but it was also a major pain i will tell you what took the sting out of it when i was flying around the pacific ocean off of ships he was a real top gun this one um i knew there was a secretary of defense who was white let me say that again i knew there was a secretary of defense who was white just like me it made a big difference with morale yes that will be top gun three the clan strikes back in that version you'll have ted nugent and uh the pillow guy will lead a charge against non-white secretaries of defense because it hurts morale or something so he's an awful person he's a [ __ ] um and he gets to host the show on newsmax none of this stuff stopped him from hosting a show on newsmax by the way and now again we get his genius theory that donald trump's butt somehow i mean i can believe his butt is sort of filled with more um neurons that fire better than those in his cerebral cortex but his butt was at the point where he knew how to call witness and that is impressive and i don't think donald trump's ever done anything that impressive so i'm going to say no to uh greg kelly's genius theory and i'm going to give some sympathy to his dad because my god