They're Eating The Pets - Dumpster Fire 149

"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken.

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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