Congratulations Greenland, Everybody Wants You Now
April 17, 2025
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as posted by the channelIn this segment of Dumpster Fire, Host Bridget Phetasy dissects JD Vance's claim that "China and Russia want Greenland" as classic Trump strategy. She explains how Trump's 2019 Greenland obsession evolved from joke to policy, comparing it to a protection racket: "You're gonna need us, Greenland... before you're speaking Chinese." Between jokes about reverse-engineered justifications and noting the island's tiny population of 57,000, she wonders if Trump might have been right all along, concluding: "I think we're actually gonna get Greenland. Everybody get on board.
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