Bridget Phetasy
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Silicon Valley’s Sperm Race
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April 23, 2025
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6:06Now PlayingIn this segment of Dumpster Fire, Host Bridget Phetasy takes you to the bizarre frontier of Silicon Valley’s newest obsession: sperm racing at the Hollywood Palladium! Picture 17-year-old startup bros in lab coats, raking in $1.5M to broadcast a microscopic battle between UCLA’s Asher and USC’s Tristan on a massive jumbotron. With 4,000 fans, pineapple juice diets, and creepy “tastiest sperm” judges, Bridget breaks down this Gen Z fever dream that’s half Black Mirror, half Jackass, with a dash of fertility crisis TED Talk. Buckle up for the weirdest race ever!
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