Kim Jong-un Is Threatened by Women With Nice B**bs

In this segment of Dumpster Fire, Host Bridget Phetasy covers North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un's emergency crackdown on "anti-socialist breast augmentation surgeries." Strike teams are being deployed to scan for black market doctors and unnaturally busty women, sending them to labor camps for the crime of having b**bs. Bridget explores the absurdity of a starving nation worrying about b**b jobs, why Kim is threatened by South Korea's plastic surgery culture, and how lucky Americans are that getting breast implants here qualifies you to teach at Harvard instead of going to prison. She also points out that in America, if you get a b**b job, you might end up showing your tits on the White House lawn instead of a labor camp.

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