Bridget Phetasy
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Billionaire's Dating Advice Goes Horrifically Wrong in Real Life
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9:36Now PlayingIn this segment of Dumpster Fire, host Bridget Phetasy dissects every possible way to say "May I meet you?" and why most of them sound like serial killer energy. She breaks down Bill Ackman's boomer-cusp dating advice, shares hilarious field reports from guys who actually tried it, and explains why Gen Z needs to start with Trader Joe's cashiers before attempting this Jane Austen approach. Plus, why all reformed sluts end up happily married in the suburbs.
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