The Most Optimistic Apocalypse Prediction
January 13, 2026
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as posted by the channelIn this segment of Dumpster Fire, host Bridget Phetasy and Dave Landau share their uplifting 2026 predictions. Dave thinks universal basic income is inevitable but only after billions die in World War III, basically turning into communism where the government becomes everyone's parent. They discuss World War I never ending, optimists learning Chinese while pessimists learn Arabic, and Dave's full forecast including death of the West, sex robot takeovers, and needing a skill to get into a billionaire's bunker. Peak Tony Robbins optimism.
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