Spring Breakers Don't Know Who the Ayatollah Is and That's Fine
March 30, 2026
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as posted by the channelEveryone online is losing their minds over hot clueless spring breakers — and Bridget is fully on the kids' side. Fox News hit a Florida beach and interviewed spring breakers, and the results sent intellectuals and political junkies into a full meltdown. The kids don't know who the Ayatollah is, can't name world conflicts, and one girl made out with ten guys in ten days — and Bridget loved every second of it. The panel breaks down why this is actually a white pill, why being young and checked out is a luxury of being a superpower, and why the people most upset about this video are exactly the miserable online crowd who want everyone else to be miserable too. They also draw the line between blissfully clueless spring breakers and the casually genocidal "just bomb them" crowd — because those are two very different vibes.
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