The Most American Murder Story Ever Told
March 31, 2026
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as posted by the channelIn this segment of Dumpster Fire, Bridget and her co-hosts react to one of the strangest headlines in recent memory: Dayton Webber, a quadruple amputee cornhole champion from Charles County, Maryland, has been accused of murder. Webber allegedly shot a passenger in the front seat of his Tesla, then asked the witnesses in the backseat to help him dispose of the body — they fled and called the cops instead. The internet, predictably, lost its mind. The discourse was exactly as chaotic as you'd expect. The crew wraps it up with an oddly sincere takeaway: if a guy with no limbs is out here winning championships and committing crimes, you have no excuse not to do great things.
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