April 3, 2026
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4:12Now PlayingNASA launched Artemis 2 on April 1st, 2026 — the first crewed lunar mission in 53 years — and doing it on April Fool's Day while moon landing conspiracy theories are already a thing is the most perfectly chaotic move possible. Four astronauts are looping around the far side of the moon on a 10-day test flight in the Orion capsule, setting a record at 252,000 miles from Earth ahead of planned lunar landings in 2028. The private sector's involvement has completely changed the game — comparing NASA's dated aesthetics to SpaceX's sleek cockpit makes old space look embarrassing. Watching the launch was gutting in the best way, bringing back the deep Challenger disaster trauma Gen X never fully healed from — that 73-second mark hit like a truck. Having a toddler dressed as an astronaut watching it live somehow made the whole thing even more surreal and emotional.
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