Bridget Phetasy
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Four Knives for a Room Full of Secret Service Agents
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May 1, 2026
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9:24Now PlayingA Caltech grad who interned at NASA decided the best use of that education was charging the White House Correspondents Dinner with a starter shotgun, two knives he would definitely use, and two more knives just in case. Cole Allen — tutor, game developer, proud he/him — opened his manifesto with "Hello everybody," signed it "Cold Force Friendly Federal Assassin," and got strip-searched face-down outside the ballroom before any of his John Wick fantasies could play out. Bridget breaks down the planning failures, the California brain rot behind them, and why the four-knife loadout tells you everything you need to know about how this played out in his mind.
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