Thomas Massie Just Became the Horseshoe Right Mascot

In this segment of Dumpster Fire, host Bridget Phetasy goes scorched earth on Thomas Massie, Dave Smith, JP Sears, and the entire anti Israel Epstein class crusade that has eaten the online right alive. She lays out why the horseshoe theory is no longer theory, why the average American with a house and a job tunes out the second someone starts ranting about the pedo cabal, and why these guys are just doing watered down cover band versions of bits Kanye already did better. Trump throws gasoline on it by joking he could run for prime minister of Israel at 99 percent, and the same crowd that watched him troll the left for ten years suddenly forgets how trolling works the second the joke lands on them.

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