All I Want is the Perfect Camera
June 22, 2018
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as posted by the channelThe Sony vs Canon Camera Song. A funny song about why none of the camera companies ever make the perfect camera. Canon R vs Sony A7III vs Panasonic FF vs Nikon Z6/Z7 vs Fuji XT3 vs Leica Pentax and Kodak. Song available here
LYRICS:
Sony, they’re allergic to fully articulating screens
Why don’t you do it? Do it
They only let me record for 30 minutes, I missed the second half of my child being born
Why you doing this? Why you doing this?
Canon, they turned off dual pixel autofocus in 4k because they wanted 17 more dollars
Why’d you do it?
They use electronic stabilization, it makes your video look like you’re on a bad vacation
Why’d you do it? Just put IBIS in
Panasonic, your sensor is the same size of a baby duck
Why do you do it? Do it
CHORUS
All I want is the perfect camera, all I want is the perfect camera
PanasonicOlympiNotisaCanikon, PanasonicOlympiNotisaCanikon
All I want is the perfect camera, all I want is the perfect camera
PanasonicOlympiNotisaCanikon, PanasonicOlympiNotisaCanikon
Olympus, you have the stablest image but your 1080p is softer than a tempurpedic pillow adjusted for a spinal disorder
Why do you do it? Do it
Nikon, your autofocus continues to latch onto an invisible hamster
Why’d they do it? Do it
Pentax, did you know that cameras can make video now?
Why don’t you do it? Do it
Leica, I’m trying to decide between the SL and a golden house with a lawn of diamonds that I have to water with champagne
Why do you do it?
Fuji, your image stabilization is less stable than a 3 legged coffee table
Why do you do it?
CHORUS
All I want is the perfect camera, all I want is the perfect camera
PanasonicOlympiNotisaCanikon, PanasonicOlympiNotisaCanikon
All I want is the perfect camera, all I want is the perfect camera
PanasonicOlympiNotisaCanikon, PanasonicOlympiNotisaCanikon
Samsung, you fed me a piece of cake and you took it away before I was finished
Why’d you do it? Do it
Kodak, you’re like the grandfather I always wanted, but then you hurt your back and you can’t take care of me anymore
Why’d do you it?
Just give me a GH5 with a full frame sensor that has Canon’s dual pixel autofocus and a 5 inch fully articulating touch screen that detaches and taps to focus and follows me wherever I go
Just do it
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