Cenk Uygur
@TheYoungTurks·6.5M subscribers·72.8K videos
Smallest Penis Pageant Results Are In!
Posted
June 18, 2014
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June 18, 2014
227,721
1,926
554
1.09%
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4:47Now PlayingChicken Bitches, Puzzle Master, and Twig-N-Berries. Oh my! Who put the wood in Bollywood? This is one entertaining story with a twisty twist ending you do NOT want to miss.
"With no rulers or full frontal nudity, the men in the Smallest Penis Pageant seemed normal-sized. Then a guy named Raj flashed not what was in his pants, but what was in his heart.
'We're here to worship at the altar of small dicks!' Chicken Bitches bellows. The crowd cheers wildly as the five contestants file to the stage, all wearing sparkly pageant sashes with their names: Puzzle Master, a white guy with long, shaggy hair and black-rimmed glasses; Twig-N-Berries, a Kurt Cobain look-a-like with a squire haircut; Peter Parker, short and plump and disguised in a Spider-Man mask; Rufio, a gel-haired Italian in a bandana and aviators; and Raj Kumar, a wildly grinning Indian man. Their penises are creatively covered, much to the disappointment of the crowd—though one wrong dance move or strong breeze will reveal enough for the imagination to fill in the rest."*
The Young Turks host Cenk Uygur () and guest host Lissette Padilla () discuss.
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