Shakespeare Kisses
July 24, 2018
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The sonnet:
Dear lady on this sunny beach we met
My cameraman, he acted as a coach
Quoth he "She's hot" with swelling in his pants
A tonic gave me courage to approach
Good pilgrim, you're a very handsome man
Please venture 'neath that wooden pier with me
But your squire must stay and he must use his hand
To relelive his lowly self into the sea
My penis burns from shunning latex coats
What act of love can we two do instead
Let lips make noise of propeller driven boats
Let bossums be pushed firmly round thy head
I comply not out of lust but for manners sake
Shut up, ****. Come get titties in your face
Songs:
Bach - Toccata in D minor
Mendelssohn - Midsummer Night's Dream
Liszt - Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2
DISCLAIMER: As usual, this video is intended to be comedic/satirical. I'm am simply playing a villainous character for the sake of comedy, and I mean no harm to anybody.
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