How Republicans Screw Their Voters

David presents incontrovertible evidence that Republican politicians always screw their voters. That's why the only Americans who cast a ballot for Republicans are low information voters.

Plus David talks with Donald Trump, not Smigel, it's Trump.

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Nikki Haley is running for the Republican presidential nomination. Up until 2017, she was the Governor of South Carolina which, by the way, currently has the seventh highest crime rate and tenth worst public school system in America.

As Governor, she gets an F.

But the people who voted for Nikki Haley, and will vote for her yet again, are way too ignorant to know that there are grades besides an F that you can get on a report card.

Republican Tim Scott has been in the Senate since 2013 and recently announced the creation of an exploratory committee so he too could run for the Republican presidential nomination. Like Nikki Haley, Scott is from South Carolina. He too has failed his constituents.

You’d have to be a complete imbecile to vote for Tim Scott which is why I’m absolutely certain that Tim Scott is voting for Tim Scott.

Florida’s Governor, Republican Ron DeSantis, is also about to officially declare he’s a candidate for President by highlighting his Florida Blueprint for the rest of America.

There is not one single success story that Ron DeSantis can point to, other than leading the nation in banned books and actually being a bigger menace to Democracy and freedom than Donald Trump.

DeSantis presents himself as a fighter, waging war on the Woke because he can’t win the wars on crime, poverty, income inequality or Covid.

He demonizes the transgender community, passing laws demanding they go to the correct bathroom while his entire state falls into the toilet.

Despite his claims of being tough on criminals, Florida has the sixth highest crime rate in America.

Despite calling himself Pro Life, Florida’s infant mortality rate is worse than the national average.

Despite his claims of being tough on drug dealers, Florida has the second highest number of drug overdoses.

Florida is among the bottom ten states in providing health care to children.

It has the lowest vaccination rate in America.

Florida ranks 7th in income inequality, and has the 15th lowest median income.

Florida workers pay more for health insurance than almost any other state.

It ranks near the bottom when it comes to health care coverage and it’s at the top when it comes to high school dropouts.

So why is Ron DeSantis so popular in Florida?

Well, I’m going to let you in on a little secret about the Sunshine State. You probably didn’t know this because you rarely hear about Florida in the news, but it turns out Florida has a lot of incredibly stupid people living there.

I know this must come as a shock. I know you all think of Florida as nothing but oranges and palm trees. But, believe it or not, Florida has a lot of idiots living there. And, I’m not just talking about The Trumps.

Stupid people aren’t the sole voters for DeSantis. Well, actually they are.

It’s stupid people filled with nothing but hatred for humanity, including themselves, their wives, and alligator prostitutes that they have sex with.

So, if you want to punish everyone, including yourself, DeSantis is your guy.

And finally, we come to Donald Trump.

People voted for him because they thought the star of The Apprentice would know how to fix our economy.

Like I said, stupid.

Trump is stupid, his children are stupid, the people who vote for him are stupid. He’s an all you can eat buffet of stupid.

And yes, it’s just that simple.

More jobs were lost during the Trump administration than at any time since the height of the Great Depression under President Herbert Hoover who, just like all the aforementioned, was a Republican.

Meanwhile there’s a Democrat in the White House and today they announced 253,000 jobs were added to our economy in April dragging the unemployment rate down to 3.4 percent-- the lowest since 1969.

Wages are up 4.4 percent over last year.

Granted Americans need better jobs, with much higher pay.

But that’s never going to happen with Republicans in charge.

And yet, with no record to run on, these idiot Republicans insist they have a record to run on.

Only Republicans could think the rest of America is as stupid as they are.

In other countries stupid people are to be pitied. But thanks to gerrymandering and voter suppression in Americans stupid people are to be feared.

Republicans are stupid.

What are you? A Democrat? Or an moron?