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Christmas Eve with Kash Patel! Part One - A Reading by Hawk
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34:33Now PlayingChristmas Eve with Kash Patel! Part One - A Reading by Hawk
Kash Patel wrote a children's book about the Steel Dossier where he casts himself as "Kash the Distinguished Discoverer," a wizard hero investigating Russian collusion claims. The FBI Director's literary debut features Hillary Clinton, Adam Schiff, James Comey, and Devin Nunes as characters in a kingdom where Donald Trump becomes king through democratic elections (despite being a monarchy). The book attempts to explain Russiagate, the Steel Dossier, Christopher Steele, and surveillance warrants to children through a fantasy narrative involving slugs, heralds with trumpets, and a place called Russionia.
Hawk reads through every page of this Christmas Eve tradition, examining the bizarre writing choices, questionable plot devices, and Kash Patel's decision to make himself the central hero. The story involves investigations, the Nunes Memo, FISA warrants, and claims about Hillary Clinton and the DNC. James Comey appears as "Keeper Comey," Adam Schiff is "the Shifty Knight," and Devin Nunes plays Duke Devon. The book includes an afterword where Kash Patel explains the "true story" of Russiagate and his role in the House Intelligence Committee investigation. This annual Christmas tradition showcases political satire through dramatic reading of one of the strangest political children's books ever published.
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