Coffee with Hawk Episode 065: Pre Debate Roundup

Hawk kicks off this pre-debate edition by admitting he's as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Our host is losing sleep faster than Donald Trump loses lawyers, all while trying to muster enthusiasm for Kamala Harris's campaign. Hawk's quote of the day essentially confirms that water is wet and Trump lies - shocking revelations, folks!

Our intrepid podcaster then dives into debate strategies, suggesting Harris should ignore Trump like he's that weird uncle at Thanksgiving. Meanwhile, Trump's debate strategy seems to be "try not to say the N-word on live TV" - truly setting the bar at subterranean levels. Hawk also reveals the GOP's brilliant get-out-the-vote strategy: not having one at all. Because who needs voters when you've got... oh wait.

Finally, Hawk wraps up with a delightful potpourri of political shenanigans, including DeSantis sending his election police to intimidate petition signers (nothing says democracy like armed officers at your door), and the promise of Matt Gaetz's alleged sexcapades becoming public. Hawk invites listeners to join him and his brother Falcon for a live debate watch party, presumably so they can all lose faith in humanity together. Remember folks, no drinking games suggested - this debate might be hazardous enough to your health as it is!

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