Whatever This Is - Episode 07: Young Voters

In this episode, Hawk dives into a New York Times survey of supposedly "undecided" young voters that reads more like a casting call for "So You Think You Can Vote?" Featuring a parade of twenty-somethings who were apparently swayed by such profound political insights as Joe Rogan interviews, trans sports ads, and the earth-shattering realization that their YouTube videos keep getting interrupted by campaign donation requests. The highlight reel includes a particularly spicy voter named Aisha, who seems to be the only one making consistently logical points - except for that one time she casually suggested mass deportation would reduce crime (oops!).

The episode reaches peak absurdity when a 22-year-old suddenly transforms into a Federal Reserve policy wonk, clutching his pearls about central bank independence, while another voter becomes politically "radicalized" over pronouns in campaign ads. Hawk wraps up by suggesting that Gen Z voters sound suspiciously like Fox News-watching Boomers, then immediately issues a "not all Boomers" disclaimer to avoid the comment section equivalent of a food fight.

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