Joe Rogan Experience #26 - Bill Burr

Somalia's piracy and drug use problem

Liberia's history and cannibalism problem

Open borders would harm American living standards

Countries create inequality and prevent leveling

Government creates weapons to prevent revolution

Eric Prince operates private militia for government

Mercenary corporations are new to U.S. history

Government creates conflict to maintain control

Corporations exploit sweatshop labor for profit

Banks steal from customers and hide records

Banks deliberately delay payments to charge fees

Banks profit from holding customer money

Banks trick customers into overdraft fees

Airlines oversell seats illegally

Corporations resort to theft for profits

NBA referee had mob ties and corruption

Professional pool players fixed matches for betting

Snooker player took bribes to fix matches

Professional basketball is rigged

NBA referees control game outcomes

Bill Burr spreads conspiracy theories without research

GPS signals are dangerous and invasive

GPS causes lead poisoning and early death

Plastic bottles release harmful chemicals when heated

Kopi luwak coffee comes from civet feces

Somalia arrests people for watching soccer

Extreme Muslim village bans soccer and arrests watchers

Liberia is chaotic with cannibalism and violence

American cities would be apocalyptic with African-style violence

National borders are unjust and ridiculous

Government steals tax money to prevent revolution

Cheney and Bush introduced mercenaries to America

U.S. creates foreign conflicts to maintain control

Bankers engage in theft and fraud

Rich people likely engage in hacking for profit

YouTube shows how to create ATM skimmers

Banks steal from ATM users

Bankers kept bonuses and homes after bailout

Bankers should be executed for financial crimes

Nasdaq head became biggest Ponzi scheme operator

Stock market is a belief system nobody understands

Government doubled debt limit to hide crisis

Los Angeles is bankrupt with drug cartels nearby

U.S.-Mexico border is unique first-world/third-world divide

Open borders would destroy American living standards

United States is a gated community

Countries prevent economic leveling

Census cannot count undocumented immigrants

Immigration is justified and countries are wrong

Borders keep people impoverished

Borders force people to improve their own countries

Keeping borders requires constant violence

Mexicans crossing border is embarrassing

Countries should restrict immigration

Having children doesn't make people responsible

Parents claim false nobility for having children

Using slur 'faggot' to mean weak person

LGBTQ people own the word 'gay'

Jewish people own the word 'Holocaust'

Jewish people are oversensitive to Holocaust jokes

Holocaust is overused and shouldn't be exclusive

British comedians are outdated

British culture prevents authentic comedy

Boston comedians stayed and created scene

Boston clubs deliberately stacked shows with talent

Local comedians destroy touring comedians

Boston comedians had tax issues

Teddy Bergeron was talented but never left Boston

Boston comedy clubs paid comedians in cocaine

Comedians and porn stars get paid in drugs

Bob Marley created Maine comedy scene

Bob Marley is huge in Maine

Gabriel Iglesias dominates LA comedy market

Gabriel Iglesias makes 10x more during holidays

Bob Marley released 14 albums of material

Southern comedians dominated their regions

Bob Marley succeeded because Maine is proud

South Dakota doesn't have regional pride like Maine

Fargo accent misrepresents North Dakota

Cheers Boston accent was inaccurate

Steroids caused Chris Benoit to kill his family

Pro wrestling is harder than UFC

Robots will take over and nature will reclaim cities

Overpopulation causes extinction

Deer are reclaiming Los Angeles

Dumped motor oil into sewer drain

Dumped oil in woods thinking it was acceptable

Boston sewer pipes dump waste into Charles River

Charles River has chemical foam from pollution

Parents leave dirty diapers in parking lots

Wife leaves dirty diapers in car

McDonald's manipulates children with playgrounds

Parents feed children junk food for self-esteem

Modern medicine saved lives that would have died

Appendix is vestigial organ from eating raw meat

Human body is evolving to not need appendix

Boxing causes visible brain damage

Without modern medicine, people would be disabled

Multiple surgeries required to function

Jiu-jitsu training involves repeated humiliation

Taekwondo training is ineffective for fighting

Taekwondo techniques don't work with punching

UFC showed Taekwondo was inadequate

Skilled grapplers have complete control

Wildlife photographer killed by bear

Mountain lion ate dog in Colorado