Joe Rogan Experience #204 - Amy Schumer

Discussion of personal hygiene and body odor

Crude commentary on female body odor

Joking about physical attraction standards

Self-deprecating story about food poisoning

Commentary on restaurant health code violations in Koreatown

Criticism of health code enforcement

Praise for food truck business model

Commentary on social media enabling small business

Discussion about meeting David Spade

Joking about using mother's material in comedy

Comedian discusses calling mother a cunt on stage

Commentary on comedian culture and crude language

Reference to crude roast comedy material

Anecdote about misunderstanding hotel staff

Discussion of term 'civilians' and military terminology

Claim that previous wars were artificial

Speculation about Illuminati control through fake history

Comparison of creating false history to Mormon origins

Commentary on Mormon people being nice

Anecdote about attending Mormon funeral

Criticism of self-serving funeral speeches

Criticism of inappropriate funeral speech

Criticism of using funeral to promote movie

Personal discomfort with attending funerals

Preference for celebrating life through stories at funerals

Praise for Opie and Anthony's tribute to deceased guest

Praise for Norton's comedy about transgender people

Commentary on comedian's material about transgender people

Praise for comedians' work ethic

Preference for childish comedy humor

Commentary on comedian normalizing transgender sexual content

Commentary on Eddie Izzard's charity run

Praise for charity run for AIDS awareness

Joking about fixing government and criticizing Rick Santorum

Discussion of Eric Roberts karate movie

Criticism of Eric Roberts' martial arts skills

Reference to Michael Jai White in Spawn movie

Commentary on Eric Roberts on Celebrity Rehab

Theory about famous parents' absence causing children's problems

Claim that most children of 1970s-80s celebrities became troubled

Analysis of factors causing celebrity children's problems

Discussion of Faye Dunaway in Mommie Dearest

Commentary on Faye Dunaway's Oscar-worthy performance

Joking about moving if Faye Dunaway didn't win Oscar

Self-description as appearing lesbian at couples resort

Experience of being perceived as lesbian couple at resort

Anecdote about participating in couples activities

Discussion of watching Game of Thrones

Comparison of Game of Thrones to Conan the Barbarian

Criticism of Conan movie adaptation

Praise for Game of Thrones series format

Request for more supernatural content in Game of Thrones

Disagreement about incest content in Game of Thrones

Commentary on historical and contemporary incest

Speculation about prevalence of incestuous relationships

Comparison of incest to nationalism

Commentary on Toby Keith's 'Made in America' song

Preference for ethically-made products

Comparison of American manufacturing to Nike labor practices

Commentary on Foxconn suicides and suicide nets

Criticism of statistical argument defending Foxconn

Argument that Foxconn workers are essentially enslaved

Commentary on iPhone manufacturing in different countries

Discussion of manufacturing in China

Commentary on American expats in China

Commentary on white men's appeal to Chinese women

Prediction that men will prefer Asian women

Commentary on racial preferences in dating

Comparison of women to iPhone models

Commentary on racial preferences in dating

Commentary on racial double standards in dating preferences

Commentary on men's preference for Asian women

Reference to Asian girl named after video game company

Commentary on video game popularity affecting girl's appeal

Claim that person grew up in government test city

Joking about government testing on person

Crude claim about Asian women's bodies

Joking about continuing show from under desk

Joking about women kneeling to tighten vaginas

Comparison of breast augmentation to vaginal tightening

Commentary on aging and cosmetic surgery

Joking about shoulder appearance

Reference to Ronda Rousey as MMA champion

Commentary on Ronda Rousey's intimidating presence

Commentary on fear of hugging Ronda Rousey

Praise for Ronda Rousey's appearance and accomplishments

Commentary on Ronda Rousey's attractiveness

Request to see Ronda Rousey in action

Commentary on Ronda Rousey breaking opponent's arm

Praise for Ronda Rousey's youth and appearance

Commentary on Ronda Rousey's appearance and fighting ability

Commentary on Ronda Rousey's fighting ability

Commentary on Ronda Rousey's judo technique

Analysis of Ronda Rousey's fighting dominance

Technical analysis of Ronda Rousey's arm bar

Commentary on Ronda Rousey's submission technique

Commentary on Ronda Rousey's appearance

Discussion of attraction to women

Joking about setting up romantic encounters

Offering to be wingman

Expressing distrust of hosts

Anecdote about being pressured to use marijuana

Questioning about marijuana use

Anecdote about comedian performing while high

Commentary on friend's recovery from alcoholism

Commentary on different types of alcoholism

Commentary on recovery from addiction

Commentary on moderation in drinking

Commentary on comedians' sobriety

Commentary on seeing comedians drunk

Commentary on casual drinking habits

Commentary on different drinking styles and social drinking

Commentary on pushy drinkers

Dislike of pushy party people

Commentary on Comedy Store after-hours scene

Commentary on Comedy Store performances

Idea for sitcom about Comedy Store parking lot

Commentary on Comedy Store's importance to comedy

Commentary on Ari Shaffir's success through podcast

Commentary on crazy people at Comedy Store

Commentary on religious street preachers at Comedy Store

Commentary on reality show about Comedy Store

Joking about Pauly Shore and alien abductions

Announcement of comedy tour dates

Announcement of tour dates

Announcement of monthly Vegas residency

Commentary on Vegas residency

Commentary on Rita Rudner's Vegas residency

Announcement of Amy Schumer's Vegas show lineup

Commentary on Vegas show flexibility

Commentary on Vegas show with other comedians

Commentary on Vegas atmosphere

Commentary on Vegas 24-hour culture

Commentary on young women in Vegas

Crude commentary on women's behavior in Vegas

Commentary on Vegas party dynamics

Discussion of cologne and personal preference

Personal anecdote about shaving and aftershave

Commentary on gray pubic hair

Anecdote about man with excessive facial hair

Crude joke about body hair

Crude commentary

Attempt at ethnic accent

Commentary on wolf packs in Russia

Discussion of Soviet Union terminology

Commentary on historical travel and survival

Commentary on historical hardship

Joking about modern convenience

Commentary on historical road creation

Joking about historical lack of community service

Commentary on historical warfare and theft

Commentary on historical monarchy and power

Commentary on historical population dynamics

Commentary on modern medicine and population

Commentary on deep philosophical statement

Discussion of hypothetical polygamy and impulse control

Anecdote about hotel fire while on Ambien

Anecdote about hotel fire while on Ambien

Commentary on Ambien addiction

Commentary on foreclosure crisis

Commentary on economic hardship

Commentary on young adults living at home

Commentary on living with parents

Commentary on caring for aging parents

Commentary on breaking negative family patterns

Commentary on breaking negative thought patterns

Commentary on needy parents

Anecdote about mother's neediness

Commentary on personal space needs

Commentary on living arrangements

Discussion of domestic violence and anger

Detailed account of abusive relationship

Account of encountering disabled woman in apartment

Revelation about reconciliation with abusive ex

Reflection on abusive relationship's impact on dating

Commentary on relationship expectations

Clarification about relationship trauma

Reflection on trauma's impact on perception

Detailed account of abusive behavior

Reflection on vulnerability in relationships

Commentary on youth and vulnerability

Reflection on recovery from abusive relationship

Commentary on gaslighting in abusive relationship

Question about bruising tendency

Commentary on easy bruising

Commentary on easy bruising condition

Commentary on toxic relationships

Commentary on toxic relationships in youth

Reflection on learning from relationships

Commentary on early relationship dynamics

Joking about Brian's performance

Joking about finding a dishonest manager

Joking about wanting to be exploited

Commentary on dating at 30

Commentary on identifying douchebag behavior

Anecdote about male hustler at party

Commentary on alimony

Commentary on alimony and moral responsibility

Commentary on manipulation tactics

Commentary on new age male hustler

Speculation about hustler's self-awareness

Anecdote about hustler avoiding questions

Commentary on women's relationship needs

Commentary on changing gender dynamics

Commentary on role reversal in relationships

Commentary on cougar dating websites

Skepticism about cougar dating websites

Crude commentary on aging women's bodies

Commentary on physical changes

Question about women's sexual history

Commentary on porn star's sexual partners

Commentary on porn production

Commentary on porn performance

Commentary on sexual preferences

Commentary on semen consistency

Commentary on sexual preferences

Commentary on aging and cosmetic products

Commentary on aging and physical appearance

Commentary on running and knee health

Commentary on natural running technique

Commentary on running surfaces

Commentary on running surfaces and mountain lions

Commentary on barefoot running on sand

Annoyance at casual gym visitors

Commentary on gym dynamics

Commentary on Friends TV show

Joking about gym dynamics and flirting

Commentary on gym motivation

Anecdote about orgasm during exercise

Commentary on exercise-induced orgasms

Commentary on hospital stay and masturbation

Commentary on mutual masturbation

Commentary on exercise-induced orgasms

Discussion of exercise-induced orgasms research

Discussion of exercise-induced orgasms

Commentary on exercise-induced orgasms

Anecdote about hospital dehydration

Commentary on food poisoning liability

Commentary on food poisoning incident

Anecdote about food poisoning from clams

Commentary on food poisoning symptoms

Commentary on food poisoning severity

Anecdote about food poisoning while driving

Anecdote about food poisoning from pizza

Anecdote about throwing up during sex

Commentary on historical violence and modern dating

Commentary on dating preferences

Commentary on ideal partner

Commentary on ideal partner qualities

Commentary on dating men in finance

Commentary on accountants and normal guys

Commentary on dating as a comedian

Commentary on dating and trust

Expressing distrust of hosts

Commentary on Obama's JOBS Act and financial regulation

Commentary on foreclosure prevention bill

Concern about drone surveillance

Joking about willful ignorance

Joking about sex as energy source

Speculation about evolution of human sexuality

Speculation about human sexuality evolution

Anecdote about sexual terminology

Commentary on sexual communication

Commentary on addressing uncomfortable situations

Anecdote about relationship with porn-watching partner

Commentary on porn preferences

Commentary on porn content

Commentary on porn endings

Commentary on porn terminology

Commentary on porn preferences

Commentary on changing attitudes toward porn

Commentary on hosting escort awards

Anecdote about being fired from escort awards

Speculation about why she was fired

Commentary on escort awards offer

Anecdote about being rejected from escort awards

Commentary on Jeff Gannon White House scandal

Commentary on Jeff Gannon scandal details

Commentary on J. Edgar movie

Commentary on Nixon being gay and small dogs

Commentary on dogs as accessories

Commentary on women with dogs

Commentary on women using dogs as excuse

Commentary on relationships and distraction

Joking about sexual phrase

Joking about being approached by fans

Commentary on fan interactions

Commentary on fan connections

Commentary on dating athletes

Commentary on dating athletes

Commentary on cricket and dating

Discussion of St. Lucia location

Commentary on Caribbean travel

Commentary on Caribbean street vendors and men

Discussion of Caribbean accents

Joking about Caribbean street vendors

Joking about accents

Commentary on Caribbean street behavior

Commentary on all-couples resorts

Commentary on New Orleans drinking culture

Commentary on New Orleans and burlesque shows

Commentary on burlesque performance

Commentary on fake burlesque show

Criticism of burlesque show

Commentary on burlesque show experience

Commentary on Amsterdam sex show

Commentary on sex show experience

Commentary on Riviera shows

Commentary on Vegas showroom history

Commentary on Crazy Girls show

Commentary on sad performance

Commentary on Vegas sadness

Commentary on dealer entertainers at Imperial Palace

Commentary on celebrity impersonators at casino

Closing remarks and tour announcement

Tour dates and special announcement

Sponsor announcements and closing remarks