Joe Rogan Experience #209 - Eddie Ifft

Nick Diaz marijuana testing unfair and illogical

Sports testing is money-driven lobbying scheme

Argument for allowing human growth hormone use

Steroid-fueled bodybuilder killed assistant and challenged UFC fighter

Extreme bodybuilding size is inhuman and disabling

Dating strippers leads to chaos and violence

Men who defend women are traitors and weak

Criticism of women should be treated same as men

Men defending women are traitors with weak genetics

Podcast fans include women-haters

America is globally mocked and exploitative

Corporate campaign financing is America's fundamental problem

John Edwards infidelity and campaign finance crimes

Campaign finance corruption is systemic and fundamental

Americans complicit in corporate-funded political corruption

Individual citizens not responsible for systemic problems

America's global reputation requires apology

World chaos reflects personal reality collapse and apocalypse

Technology advancement requires civilization collapse

Solar flares could reset civilization and human evolution

Hobbit people coexisted with humans 10,000 years ago

Smallest man in world with rare disorder

Term midget is offensive insect reference

Comedian uses racial slur in joke about little people

Little people face more public discrimination than Black people

Would only do jiu-jitsu with attractive women

Jello wrestling incident with accidental injury

Girl beat him up in high school after he fought her brother

Lesbian martial artist beat men, so he beat her up

Restrained from beating woman despite instinct to

Martial arts school sent people to hospital

Woman punched man, both men should have beaten her

Ex-girlfriend assault is darkest moment

Woman on set tried to punch him, was drug-addicted

Coked-up woman on set attacked him

Women hitting men is assault but shouldn't be hit back

Self-defense justifies hitting women

Calling women cunts is not misogyny

No respected word for hating men

Woman kicked and punched him, he threatened her boyfriend

Women can kill men, so hitting them in self-defense is justified

Men defending women are traitors and pussies

Friend killed best friend in drunk driving accident

Criticized drunk women, man defended them as misogyny

Men defending women are trying to get laid

Men defending women are traitors seeking female approval

Men defending women have weak genetics and character

Podcast fans include women-haters

Bill Burr's Philadelphia rant is greatest comedy

Comedian snaps at hecklers frequently

China will dominate CrossFit and MMA if they invest

Hardship creates better fighters than government support

Teaching toddlers to choke each other

Shark encounter while surfing in South Africa

Shark alarm in Bondi, great white near Santa Monica

Shark deaths are rare relative to ocean population

Three of five annual shark deaths occur in South Africa

Brazilian men dance and get more sex

Surfer threatened him, he claimed to be cop

American beach localism worse than Australian

High population density causes crazy behavior like rats

Boulder has nicer people than Los Angeles

People hate Los Angeles residents

High altitude causes premature births and pregnancy complications

Dog killed by mountain lions in Colorado

Colorado made him calmer than anywhere else

Arj Barker is huge star in Australia

PAL DVD format limits Mac playback to five views

Callum gets abused for inaccurate history claims

Podcasts enable friends to collaborate unlike radio

Comedians are neurotic with generalized knowledge

Podcasters help and promote each other

Podcast cross-promotion drives audience growth

Podcast guest had sex with post-op transsexual

Guest stayed in jail month to hide from mother

Podcast reveals comedians' complexity beyond stage personas

Comedians instantly bond with other comedians

Stan Hope prefers Dane Cook over fans

Stan Hope's criticism of Dane Cook is valid

Dane Cook was easy target for comedy criticism

Successful comedians avoid criticism if they're good

Thought hash smoking was drug addiction

Success requires talent and luck, not just luck

Real success requires passion

Success requires finding passion and sharing it

Success requires passion and positive impact on others

Selfishness leads to unhappiness and addiction

Antidepressants indicate unhappiness and imbalance

Intelligent people choose happiness

People trapped by mortgages and pensions

Depressed friend asked for coconut water

Psychology is theoretical and doesn't explain happiness

Harvard happiness class claims money doesn't increase happiness after $70k

Rich friend threw hedonistic party with little people

Extreme wealth leads to mental breakdown

Marijuana is good if you're productive

Marijuana makes people productive

Marijuana causes panic attacks, milk helps

Bert Kreischer recommended Xanax for panic attacks

Bert Kreischer has daily panic attacks, cured by having kids

Zen acceptance reduces anxiety about uncontrollable situations

Pilots sleep during flights while autopilot flies

Autopilot is safe enough for pilots to sleep

Female pilot had sex with another pilot during flight

Ari Shaffir shocked by female pilot

Man died on plane, wife sat with body

Woman had seizure on plane after 9/11

Pool player thought epileptic seizure was fake

Comedian died on stage, thought it was part of act

Man fainted on golf course, died from heart attack

Onions cause heart palpitations

Paleo diet and CrossFit cured party lifestyle

CrossFit trains for unpredictable physical demands

Top CrossFitters are inhuman athletes

Navy SEAL ran 48-hour race on mile track

Ultra-marathoner runs 450 miles per month

48-hour race is mind torture

CrossFit athletes do 107 pull-ups in a row

Murph workout: 1 mile run, 100 pull-ups, 200 push-ups, 300 squats

CrossFit injuries similar to MMA and football

Deep squats activate nerves for explosiveness

Guest should do jiu-jitsu, had house robbed by Black man

Chased Black burglar after he robbed him

Burglar was gang member who would have killed him

Callan warned against Krav Maga training

Martial arts training provides self-defense and intellectual exercise

Guest threatens people on stage once a year

Jiu-jitsu invitation and podcast conclusion