Bedtime Stories: "Emergency Use Authorization for Vaccines Explained." ..from the FDA

Julia Westlin and David MeShow

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"[R]elease of the virus would be far worse than an atomic bomb. Analyses have shown that the detonation of an atomic bomb in an American city could kill as many as one million people. Release of a highly communicable and deadly biological virus could kill tens of millions, with some estimates in the hundreds of millions."

—Ray Kurzweil, Google Fellow

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