Jay-Z & Kanye West (Parody) - ACTORS FROM PARIS

In the sequel to the Oscarsweeping film, "The Artist," George and Peppy become hiphop artists and search for the perfect crepe.

Written, produced and performed by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E

CREW

Executive Producer - Eric Schwartz

Director/Editor Ron Eigen ()

Artistic Director/Makeup - Desiree V. Castro

DP - Cooper Dunn

CAST

Eric Schwartz - George

Samantha Gutstadt - Peppy

Karina Van Leuven - Hot Flapper

Ben Zelevansky - Al Zimmer

...and introducing Wilson as the dog!

Special thanks to Andres Del Sol, Russell Weissman and the rest of the Maker Studios family!

LYRICS

So bourgeois in black and white

Name in lights

Cuz I come to America and win the Oscar

On ze first try

(So bourgeois) a Frances

You don't know how to ballet

Would I like a lap dance? Oui, si vous plait

(So bourgeois) I am prepared

The Euro is worth more here

(So bourgeois) It's so cheap here

It's like Greece here

Visa to be here from Michel

Take your pick, Foucault, Gondry, Hazanavicius

(So bourgeois), un croissant

get over it, we smoke a lot

You want a non-smoking section? It's called England

(So bourgeois) parlez vous,

You don't eat snail? What's wrong with you?

We don't hate American. We just think we're better than you

(So bourgeois) Le beret

Mustache, cafe au lait

Rendez vous, deja vu, Tour de France, Cirque du Soliel

We give you the Statue of Liberty and ze buffet

And you disrespect it, when you have crepe!

[CHORUS]

(So bourgeois) In black and white

Zat's no crepe

Zat's no crepe

Zat's a crepe

(So bourgeois) In black and white

Zat's no crepe

How you say...?

Zat's a crepe

When ze lady want to go to the spa

Do ze nail, but leave the hair under ze arm

Real women smell like foie gras

voulez vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)

(So bourgeois) That's a crepe, je voudre?

(So bourgeois) What she order, prix fixe, ay? (pre- fix, ay?)

My crepe is cold cold, make me sick

Bring me another with a tub of Nutella and make it quick

Out in France, we drink wine

Legal age to drink is nine

If you're a man, cheat on your wife

She don't mind

Strauss-Kahn did it wrong if you ask me

I only love a woman if she look like Amelie

It's souflet, not "souflet"

Buffet, not "bu-fet"

Why can't you get it?

You don't drive a "Chev-ro-let"

Madamoisella, would you bring moremore Nutella

I'm an actor from Paris

A la mode like vanilla, huh!

"Perfect! Can you give me just one more?"

"With pleasure"

[CHORUS]

(So bourgeois) In black and white

Zat's no crepe

Zat's no crepe

Zat's a crepe