“THERE’S SOME H*TLERS IN THIS HOUSE” ♫ Official Anthem of Leftists (by K-von ~tune of Cardi B’s WAP)

For those who call everyone they disagree with, "H*itler" = this is your song!

Please research a few other dictators, so at least we can have some variety in your arguments going forward. Thanks!

Sincerely, EVERYBODY :)

*post this hilarious song anywhere you see some loser falsely going on about NAZIS, DICTATORS, FASCISTS, and of course HITLERS*

@KvonComedy www.Kvon.tv

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LYRICS:

I’m a Hitler objector,

I’m a ‘paid protestor’

You just might be a fascist,

and guess what, I’m the inspector…

Wooo! YEA, YEA…

Yea, I’m out here calling out all you Hitlers

My mom just told me clean my room, because she is Hitler

Handed me a mop and broom, because she is Hitler

My dad used to be my guy,

now he’s shutting down my wi-fi

Just told me to go get a job,

and said that I sit here just like a slob

but I am trying to get online

every day, all of the time

I got some work I need to do,

pull up on you in a chat room

That’s when I notice, that you made a post

I’m calling out Nazi’s from coast-to-coast

I WANT YOU TO SHUT UP

Even though It’s your PAGE and you are the HOST

I went to college, paid the high fees

Learned from my teachers, I got 4 degrees

Calling you “RACIST” is what works for me

Got my first job at age 33

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I Work at Starbucks so you know I am woke

I waste my free time, and I drink and I smoke

Student loans piled high to the sky, it’s no joke

Need debt relief soon or I’m paying til I croak

My degree in humanities was rather enjoyable

but rendered me rather unemployable,

Can’t stand livin’ with my parentals they’re mental

one day very soon, hope to get my own rental

CHORUS:

Now, If you don’t “Say Her Name”, it’s because you are Hitler

Vote like athletes playing games, or else you are Hitler

I got straight A’s in my class, because I called out Hitler

One time a bully kicked my A$$, I could have sworn it was Hitler

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Look, I’m full of love- but temperamental

Just read George Floyd overdosed on fentanyl

(No Way!)

Hate the police, I moving to Greece

As soon as I finish ‘looting for peace’

Protested in Cali, I’m keeping a tally,

Spray painting an alley with my best-friend Sally

Started a fight but it’s alright

Threw a big brick, into a headlight!

My little sister, she’s takes too long

In the bathroom… need to rinse out my bong

I’M GOING TO SMOKE THAT THING

AND TELL EVERYONE HOW AND WHY THEY ARE WRONG

I’m attending a protest, it’s starting at noon

Got my black hat and my black shoes

The only thing I don’t have at the moment

is a black friend, but I hope I will soon!

If you go to a Trump rally in a MAGA hat,

that means you’re racist, so lemme get me my bat

You’re very bad, just like my dad

You’re making me mad- Wassup wit dat?!

The repo’d my Prius, cuz I can’t pay the lease

Then I got brave, and I punched the police

They put me in cuffs. They shouldn’t be so rough

How come they’re so full of hate when I’m so full of LOVE?

I was burning the flag, the Proud Boys put it out,

Then they beat me down, and it made me pout

Wearing all black, with my BLM tat

I saw an old Vet I didn’t like so I *spat

Made it to work a little late because my Uber was Hitler

My boss is telling me I’m fired, because he is Hitler

Women won’t go out with me, because they are Hitler

Refuse to bathe properly, because my shower is Hitler (always freezing!)

George Soros sponsors me, because you are Hitler

I back the DNC, because this country is HITLER!

On Social Media if we argue, it’s ‘cuz you are Hitler

Mark Zuckerburg comes to my rescue, because you are Hitler

If you don’t vote for Biden, it’s because you are Hitler

If you think Kamala’s lyin’ it’s cuz you are Hitler

If you don’t like me looting, it’s cuz you are Hitler

Visit your town and start polluting, because you are Hitler

Why’m I always freakin’ tired? Cuz my bed is Hitler

Close my eyes and in my mind all I see is Hitler

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The Truth is.. Hitler is all around us ya’ll

He’s everywhere you look

So, join me, and punch every Nazi you see (which is everybody)

It’s the only way we can move forward in this country.

This country sucks…

Mt Rushmore is Hitler (that’s 4 Hitlers right there)

Thanksgiving and Halloween is Hitler

Christopher Columbus was LITERALLY HITLER

Labor Day, 4th of July, Leap Year, Memorial Day

Every day is Hitler

America invented slavery… we should have never done (I learned that on Netflix)

Everybody is dying in this country, except for the rich who don’t die...

And why don’t the rich die? They’re Hitler!

If everybody could just wake up and see what I see, this country could be amazing

And one more thing.. if you disagree with me… you disagree with this message?

I think we all know why. Cuz you a racist. And you’re Hitler. You’re a RACIST HITLER

Sucks to be you… HITLER!