Pablo Escobar's Horny, Horny Hippos win Personhood in U.S. Court (Cmty. of Hippopotamuses)

Pablo Escobar's hippopotamuses have multiplied and Colombia needs to get them under control. The Animal Legal Defense Fund has received legal, interested-person status for the hippopotamoi in order to request the testimony of medical experts.

#Hippos #Are #People

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