I Just Wanted To Be A “NORMAL GIRL” - Instantly REGRETTED EVERYTHING

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I had finally reached my peak—long, perfect hair, hope in my heart, and the courage to treat myself like a "normal girl." Then I made one catastrophic decision. From frying my hair with Walmart box dye to walking out of a $100 nail appointment with bear claws that look like a toddler painted them, this is my fiery descent into chaos, humiliation, and greasy regret. If you’ve ever thought beauty came easy—you’re dead wrong. This is what happens when you try to be basic and the universe says “LOL, no.”