IMA BEAST (BEAST SONG EVER)

"I'm a Beast" BEAST SONG EVER (IMA BEAST)

LYRICS:

There’s something I wanna get off my chest…

about what I have on my chest:

Everywhere I wear this hair I inherited people stare at it,

cause I'm furrier than Bee Gees feeding kiwis to a ferret,

I'm more natural than national parks,

iller than a guerrilla shot with blow darts,

from a blowgun,

cause I got more fleece than there are leaks from Ed Snowden,

the coder,

like a buffalo soldier, I brush of my shoulder,

a lawn with no mower,

I’m a beast without a leash, a dog w no owner

I shave with machetes, I’m a beast!

my family are mountain yetis, I’m a beast!

I don’t have room for tattoos, I’m a beast!

I don’t need soap, just shampoo, I’m a beast!

It's good to have a chest like Robin Williams and Spock,

I don’t need sunscreen, my hair is my sunblock,

when it’s hot in the summer I am a heavy sweater,

but when it’s not...I have a heavy sweater!

I don't have a disease---It’s healthy and glamorous,

I’m more of a beast than Kelsey Grammer is,

hair on my back, like Lorax or the Grinch,

my fur grows faster than the Nutty Professor’s hamster did

Like Borat and Magnum PI, I’m a beast!

and the dad from American Pie, I’m a beast!

the hairiest of all my friends, I’m a beast!

like Harry and the Hendersons, I’m a beast!

I bear more hair than a bear buried in coconuts

I'm furrier than fuckin fuzzy wuzzy was

hairier than Ron Jeremy fuckin Snuffalufagus

but squares are scared, and fuss about my fluffyness

Time to wake up Twilight fans,

fuck team Jacob, find a real wolf man

I'll be your main man with a mean mane,

psyche I'm lion, I'm wild, I can't be tamed, I’m a b---

....sorry I didn't get to finish writing. grandma rose said I have to clean my room. I'll finish this later.