Introducing the "Me, Myself and I" Translation Bible!
June 27, 2022
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as posted by the channelDo you want a Bible that loves what you love, hates what you hate, and believes what you believe?
Don’t like hell? No problem!
Don’t like wrath?
Sin? Rules? Limits?
Look no further!
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The “Me, Myself, and I” Translation!
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The price you ask?!
Oh! It’s only the cost of one soul!
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(... Yes I had too much fun making this extra mediocre. Enjoy.)
Thank you Keith Walker from @EvidenceMinistries for this idea.
Random Fun Game!:
If you can tell me what the books are on my shelf.... I'll reward you by telling you if you're right or not. :-D
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