Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

The official video of Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch" of their 1999 album "Hooray For Boobies“.

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LYRICS

Haha, well now

We call this the act of mating

But there are several other very important differences

Between human beings and animals that you should know about

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert

And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex

Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined

To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it

Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean

Means small craft advisory

So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship

Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip

So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time"

You'll Lovett just like Lyle

And then we'll do it doggy style

So we can both watch X-Files

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Do it again now)

You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals

So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel

(Gettin' horny now)

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