Tap It: The NSA Slow Jam (featuring @goremy)

Government surveillance never sounded so smooth.

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Song written and performed by Remy. Video produced by Meredith Bragg. About 2:45 minutes.

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LYRICS

You see me rolling around in a black Mercedes

cruising around town and it's packed with ladies

Gotta keep it going yeah I'm roaming the map

No I never stop until I find something to tap

Awww yeah...

[CHORUS]

Nokia, iPhone, Galaxy 3

Facebook and your search history

Gmail, voicemail, I'm gonna grab it

if it's got an on/off switch, baby, I'll tap it

I'm making a list, checking it twice

it doesn't matter the message or even kind of device

Every pic your daughter sends? We've got it ingrained

Why do you think Anthony Weiner wants back in the game?

Surveilling reporters, don't ever forget it

I got so many AP docs you'd think I'm getting college credit

Yeah we're saving your searches, that's just a reality

"Yes We Can" ain't just a slogan it's our view on legality

[CHORUS]

I'll tell you this, sir, I greatly abhor

your violating the Constitution upon which you swore

and a full investigation is needed and more

You ever Google Justin Bieber pics? I yield back the floor...

Look, this is not a big deal? Why are you having a cow?

Look at all these innocent people we can focus on now?

Who cares about civil "rights?" I mean, do we all really need em?

So you'll oppose the individual mandate? Why do you hate freedom?

Look, with front-facing cameras our intel has grown

Look at the video we've collected from this year alone

This is outrageous, we should be able to use the bathroom freely!

Look just the other, wait, hello? Hi. How'd you get this number? Really?

Nothing is private anyway, we're posting on walls

So what's the big deal if the government is saving your calls?

We share our info with companies, this debate should be chilled

Everybody come quick! A straw man has been killed!

So the next time you're up late and you're surfing your phone

Let me reassure you, girl, that you're not alone

But if you don't think the surveillance state is really ideal

Text yourself about it, let us know how you feel.

[CHORUS]