Remy: Courtesy of the Red, White & Blue (Toby Keith Civil Liberties Parody)

Remy channels his inner Toby Keith to send terrorists a message.

Written and performed by Remy. Produced and edited by Austin Bragg.

Approximately 2 minutes.

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Lyrics:

My daddy came to this country

he escaped from Iraq

and he came with nothing but a dream

of the American flag

He wanted my mother, my sister

our carpet and me

to grow up and live happy

in the land of the free

Now this nation that I love

is under terror attack

another sucker punch came flying in

from this punk in the back

You think you can start a fight

and we'll roll over and die

man we'll light up your world

like the Fourth of July

We're gonna tap this guy's phone

take his rifle and then

force companies to make software with

backdoor access and then

We'll be raising his taxes

make him pay for these toys

and whenever he goes flying we'll be

cupping his boys

Yeah it'll feel like the whole wide world

is raining down on you

brought to you courtesy

of the red, white, and blue

We'll run up debt and be

so underwater on loans

you'd swear Ted Kennedy

had probably driven us home

You think you can pick a fight

and make us change our free ways

we'll put a dude in his ass

it's the American way

We'll tap this guy's browser history

have due process decreased

and when he bites a shape in Pop Tarts

we're gonna call the police

We'll put your name in the papers

you'll be famous in malls

and when this guy goes to New York

they'll be cupping his balls

Yeah don't it feel like the whole wide world

is raining down on you?

that's brought to you courtesy

of the red, white, and blue

[PATRIOTIC VOWEL SOUNDS]